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"Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis" (Dwhite95) 04/17/2019 at 16:11 • Filed to: None

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KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2019 at 16:13

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For Sweden > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2019 at 16:18

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Live pictures from the suspect’s home

HammerheadFistpunch > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2019 at 16:18

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its not like someone could steal my keyed car if they wanted to, but they could steal 99 others at the same time.  also, NEVER trust an app with your valuable property.

Mercedes Streeter > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2019 at 16:20

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As many as 100 Mercedes / high-end cars missing / stolen.

This is the first time I think smarts have ever been called “high-end cars ”. Thank you, news person!

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > HammerheadFistpunch 04/17/2019 at 16:21

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Interestingly this one isnt one where you “rent” your car out with help from an app.

Car2Go is a subsidiary of Daimler. Which (I believe) is why they only use Smart cars and low end Mercedes for there rentals.

Chariotoflove > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2019 at 16:22

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Wanted for questioning in connection with the case:

MonkeePuzzle > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2019 at 16:24

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Mercedes Streeter > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2019 at 16:27

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Car2Go is a subsidiary of Daimler. Which (I believe) is why they only use Smart cars and low end Mercedes for there rentals.

Correct! They’re supposed to be phasing out all of the smarts but it appears they haven’t quite gotten to Chicago yet...so “high end” may be a little suspect. lol

Mercedes Streeter > For Sweden 04/17/2019 at 16:28

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If you’re a current customer of smart USA you actually get free access to Car2Go smarts.

Now, 100 of them around the same time? Hmmm... *innocently whistles*

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Chariotoflove 04/17/2019 at 16:32

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They are smart cars so “gone in 85 seconds”.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2019 at 16:35

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Per sources.

I’m going to start using that. 

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Mercedes Streeter 04/17/2019 at 16:36

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Plus I think they only rent CLA’s and GLA’s too. So its lower luxury too.

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > Mercedes Streeter 04/17/2019 at 16:36

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“ phasing out all of the smarts”

So, insurance fraud? 

Mercedes Streeter > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 04/17/2019 at 16:37

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If they wanted to commit insurance fraud they could have just given them all to me. :(

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2019 at 16:38

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user314 > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com 04/17/2019 at 16:42

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“Per sources” sounds better than “Fuck if I know”, but it means the same thing .

Mercedes Streeter > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2019 at 16:51

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Also correct. Those are the cars that are supposed to replace the smarts. Not sure what’s up with the Chicago market but they still have tons of smarts buzzing around out here. Well...did, anyway. lol

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2019 at 16:52

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And people do nothing but claim I’m “paranoid” and “stuck in the past” when I say trusting anyone’s code to not be a fucking pile of gaping security holes any competent person could drive a fucking truck through.

HEY DUMBFUCKS. THIS IS WHY YOU DON’T FUCKING HAVE A SINGLE CRYPTOGRAPHIC KEY AND JUST PUT ALL YOUR SHIT IN THE CLOUD. YES I AM ADDRESSING YOU, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS AT DAIMLER.

Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis > Mercedes Streeter 04/17/2019 at 17:37

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I see them too.

That being said within a few blocks of my house there are like 3 or 4 different brands of car share available to me

Spasoje > Dwhite - Powered by Caffeine, Daft Punk, and Corgis 04/17/2019 at 21:07

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“high-end cars”

R i i i i i i i g h t .