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In case of kinja https://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/d/leesburg-1996-dodge-viper/6860414669.html
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Kind of want one, but every time I look at pictures, I’m reminded that it would have better build quality had it been built by someone with 5 thumbs on each hand.
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So it’s a proper sportscar, then.
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I think of the Viper as a real life Kinja gif.
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No, you don’t.
This is a ‘96 RT/10 (so SR 1.5 , not SR-II.)
Stereo by Pioneer, speakers by Campbells.
Seats by Recaro
, top by Canadian Tarpaulin.
S
ound deadening by Whelen, exhaust note
by Muffler Bearings Inc.
Air Conditioning by Sir Not Appearing In This Car.
Rustproofing by the people Mazda hired.
Quality control not listed on build sheet.
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You know how Mustangs eat crowds?
They learned it from watching Vipers eat curbs.
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By some standard, sure.
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That is pretty close to me... and I have the money... my wife would kill me.
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None of that matters when you can spin the wheels in 4th at 2500rpm :D
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T hat car is NASTY! Seller is correct: his is a car to buy!!!
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You would also need to be a hellava driver to keep it pointing straight.
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I want to tame death. This is how.
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Real men refuse to tame death without first extracting both functional climate control and a pleasing exhaust note from it.
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You think you can.
And then the shifter knob comes off in your hand.
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Real men dont need shifter knobs to drive a car.
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This analogy should make me want one less. And yet, I want one more.
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One of us...
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I have always wanted one. Even though DaftRyosuke had to remind me that the 3rd generation of Viper existed.
That and he gently reminded how to count to 5.
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So are we gonna talk about the next car on Cincinnati’s craigslist...right NEXT to this Viper? https://cincinnati.craigslist.org/cto/d/cincinnati-1966-austin-healey-sprite/6867567224.html
That loo ks like a lot of cheap fun...brb
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Kind of poetic that the Viper is the most viewed oppo page.
https://oppositelock.kinja.com/most-honest-viper-craigslist-ad-ever-1782809075
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Oh damn that’s a good deal. Could you imagine a Focus SVT motor in there?
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I KNOW!!!!
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It kind of exemplifies our semi-masochistic relationship with cars and questionable choices.