"CB" (jrcb)
04/15/2019 at 21:55 • Filed to: Oppositefact
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"CB" (jrcb)
04/15/2019 at 21:55 • Filed to: Oppositefact | 3
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In the year 2050, the Dodge lineup will constitute the Caravan, the Challenger, and the Charger, having survived only on facelifts. Auto enthusiasts will complain about the fact that they use an ancient platform, old tech, and not as good as the competition , but the general population will not car as long as they can get 120 month loans.
Honeybunchesofgoats
> CB
04/15/2019 at 22:06 |
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Just did the math and I don’t expect to be dead by then. I’m not sure if I feel happy or sad.
WilliamsSW
> CB
04/15/2019 at 22:13 |
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The
good
news
is
that
the
Challenger
will
have
an
available
5000
HP
Hemi
with
one
turbo
per
cylinder.
Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
> Honeybunchesofgoats
04/15/2019 at 22:21 |
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I recommend taking up day drinking in addition to night drinking and also Night Train.
Spanfeller is a twat
> WilliamsSW
04/15/2019 at 22:24 |
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And 38in rims
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WilliamsSW
> Spanfeller is a twat
04/15/2019 at 22:25 |
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Only if you order the double widebody package
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Honeybunchesofgoats
> Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks
04/15/2019 at 22:33 |
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Already ahead of you if by Night Train you mean Soul Train
OPPOsaurus WRX
> CB
04/15/2019 at 22:35 |
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Hold on....
The Caravan still exists???? I actually went to the Dodge website to con firm.
BaconSandwich is tasty.
> CB
04/15/2019 at 22:36 |
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120 month loans? By then, won’t we be up to 144 month leases ?
Chariotoflove
> CB
04/15/2019 at 22:37 |
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I’m okay with this.
So you’re saying they’ll kill the Pacifica but keep the Caravan.
Plausible.
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CB
> BaconSandwich is tasty.
04/15/2019 at 22:38 |
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Probably.
not for canada - australian in disguise
> OPPOsaurus WRX
04/15/2019 at 22:40 |
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Yep, and at least in Canada, it still sells like mad. Mostly because it’s cheap and built in Canada. It’s also probably one of the best price/horsepower ratios around, as you can get a 280 horse Pentastar V6 one for like 25 grand.
I’ve honestly only seen like 3 Pacificas.
i86hotdogs
> CB
04/16/2019 at 07:15 |
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I’m shocked nobody complained that you put the Routan up in your post. Everyone here is a lot smarter than I thought. The more I stare at it, the more it starts morphing into a Caravan.
PS you’re missing a key detail of their lineup: Dodge Grand Caravan Widebody SRT Hellcat 1320 Stars & Stripes Edition.
I’ll take 2
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> CB
04/16/2019 at 08:34 |
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We can Dodge the Future!