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Rented this Malibu for a week in California. It’s a comfy cruiser. I enjoyed it. We went to a wedding, and brought the kids, 3 and 5 years old. They played with their older cousins a lot, but my wife or I was never more than a few feet away. So I was able to witness some unrelated, unknown woman come up and correct my wife’s teenage cousins on how to play with my kids. First time funny. Third time I told the wife (after warning her previously), and she went over to make herself a new friend.
I thought she was going to bitch this lady out, and I had zero desire to stop her. She gets shit done. I don’t question methods. I was surprised to find out she went and killed her with kindness, let the woman realize how inappropriate she was all on her own. Amazing.
Here's to an awesome wife.
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My wife can do that too. I wish I had half her skills.
Let’s hope they never use their powers on us. Wait a minute... they probably do, don't they?
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They seem to be hard to come by. Looking for one now. Apparently while craigslist is a good place to find cars it doesn’t work for wife material
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Its weird in that she doesn't suffer fools, but has kept me around for almost 20 years in various relationship stages
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All the time. The trouble is that even when I know she is, she's usually right anyway
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Presented without context.
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This is not the right venue for me to regail you with craigslist lady stories. Lets just say you're right.
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Okay, I will regail you with one quasi-appropriate story. After getting me alone, I had a young harlot tell me the story of how her ex-ish boyfriend ended up in prison, then declare “I’m so lonely!”, remove her top garments, and proceed to tackle me to the floor. I made a hasty departure from her trap, never to return.
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This is the off topic section...
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See my reply to Maxima. Oh to be young and in the Navy again....
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Oh, oh my, id nope outta there so fast.
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I did. “Um, sorry, I gotta go, I have to report for duty super early. Maybe some other time.”
I returned to my barracks with a message waiting on my laptop on Yahoo Messenger "So, uh, I guess Im not going to see you again?!?" You got that right! *BLOCK*
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Also, Ive got a few margaritas in me now. I told our friend Maxima a “bad” story, so here’s a “good” one...
All I’ve got to say is “consensual choking.”
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Hey , I dont judge! We need a weekly ”Oppo after dark” thread. Maybe a missed connections, too. “Me, a loud Miata with fading clear coat. You, a Volvo turbo brick. We passed at a four way stop, and we’re the only two using our turn signals.”
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I shared a story onc e on the FP regarding a WRX and a black bear (and I mean the actual mammal, not a gay inuendo... I respect but I dont swing that way). Several friends who are also Jalopnik readers who didn’t know my screenname immediately texted me to confirm it it was my story.