Dare I?

Kinja'd!!! "If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee)
04/10/2019 at 15:52 • Filed to: None

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The urge. It is so strong but I know I mustn’t.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
04/10/2019 at 15:57

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urge to rear end a dump truck?


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/10/2019 at 15:58

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Hit the ramp and clear the truck, DUH!


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
04/10/2019 at 15:59

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Kinja'd!!! KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
04/10/2019 at 15:59

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He needs to be fast and furious but not too fast and furious. Just the right amount.


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
04/10/2019 at 16:00

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Just a little closer to the ground...


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
04/10/2019 at 16:01

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time it right, you’ll ramp the truck and land in that open top dump truck lookin thing, and then the cops will never find you!


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
04/10/2019 at 16:01

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You want a new Charg er? Because this is how you get a new Char ger.*

* that you pick up your kids with on weekends when you have custody .


Kinja'd!!! razorbeamteam > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
04/10/2019 at 16:03

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Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
04/10/2019 at 16:09

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I hold a firm belief that deep down everybody, regardless of race or age or gender or sexuality, just wants to ramp a car.


Kinja'd!!! vondon302 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
04/10/2019 at 16:11

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It always worked for the fall guy.

Or maybe not.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Chariotoflove
04/10/2019 at 16:12

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I'll just come back with something that has bigger tires


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
04/10/2019 at 16:15

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That’s the spirit.


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
04/10/2019 at 16:17

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Never ramped one, but I have cleared major air a few times on roads around here.

It’s fun, until you land.......


Kinja'd!!! Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
04/10/2019 at 16:18

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That depends - is it your car that you’re driving? If not, go for it. It’s easier to get forgiveness than it is to get permission...


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
04/10/2019 at 16:19

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YES


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness
04/10/2019 at 16:23

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Especially when the landing involves 2 wheels on the road, 2 wheels off the road.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > razorbeamteam
04/10/2019 at 22:49

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I’d be a lot coo ler if I did a lot of things. Literally anyth ing, in fact.