Dummkopf!

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 04/09/2019 at 13:22 • Filed to: None

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I’m not entirely sure how he didn’t expect this outcome.

facw > ttyymmnn 04/09/2019 at 13:32

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I feel like the camera woman would have been a lot more useful getting water to throw on it (seems like they were ignoring the hose on the patio?) instead of telling him he’s a moron (I assume). There’s plenty of time for that later!

ttyymmnn > facw 04/09/2019 at 13:37

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I think it’s his wife who is both chewing on him and holding the camera. I’m sure they have a healthy, happy relationship.

vondon302 > ttyymmnn 04/09/2019 at 14:06

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Wow

Shamoononon drives like a farmer > facw 04/09/2019 at 14:11

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I feel like she probably told him he was a moron before he lit that first one on fire.  She saw it coming!  Yeah though, after calling him an idiot she should have helped.

OPPOsaurus WRX > ttyymmnn 04/09/2019 at 14:16

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there was a small tree in my backyard that wasn’ t doing too well so I circled the thing with concrete block, dumped some fire juice on it and boom, new fire pit.

ttyymmnn > vondon302 04/09/2019 at 14:18

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You cold burn down your entire neighborhood if you tried something like that on such a windy day here in TX. 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ttyymmnn 04/09/2019 at 14:40

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It’s amazing what burns and how well it burns when the wind is helping.

I am pretty sure there ware about 100 new swear word in German in that video that I have never ever heard of.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > ttyymmnn 04/09/2019 at 16:02

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One one this is FOR SURE... that garden hose and the water it can spray would be of NO USE... NO USE AT ALL!!!

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > ttyymmnn 04/09/2019 at 16:13

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Das ist krank. Das ist krank. Somehow I don’t think she meant that in the modern way.

And   fire extinguishing 101: aim at the base of the fire..

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > ttyymmnn 04/09/2019 at 18:49

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Actually...I suspect it's his mother...

ttyymmnn > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 04/09/2019 at 19:04

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That makes good sense, too. 

The Ghost of Oppo > ttyymmnn 04/10/2019 at 15:34

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I guess he missed the part where you are supposed to cut down the dead grass stalks before you burn them.  

ttyymmnn > The Ghost of Oppo 04/10/2019 at 15:38

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Or just wait for a day when there aren’t gale force winds blowing. 

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 04/10/2019 at 15:50

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Nothing about this makes sense.