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We can rebuild him. We have the technology.
Arrrr!
The implant
After laparoscopic insertion, sealing the incision
New eyes, a couple bucks; perfect eyesight, priceless
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I'm tired of dealing with glasses. Can you fix me up next
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But...but...one-eyed penguin
Edit: don’t look it up
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Better than he was before. Better, stronger, faster.
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You bet. For you I’ll even sterilize the needle. No extra charge.
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Not even sure that’s a good thing. He’s kind of a hand full.
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He was okay with the pirate look while Amazon delivered, but this is better long term, I think.
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You’re pretty good.
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Thanks! I don’t even have formal training.
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i had to look it up, well in urban dictionary .. and really, but why??