Boring wedding

"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer) 04/06/2019 at 22:50 • Filed to: None

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Got a scotch and soda and escaped , hbu oppo?

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > Spanfeller is a twat 04/06/2019 at 22:53

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The best weddings are the ones that have open bars and a place to run away from. SO LONG. SO BORING. 

Svend > Spanfeller is a twat 04/06/2019 at 22:57

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I did that at a mate's wedding. Found a secluded spot outside with a bench, lit a cigar and drank my whiskey. Next thing I know, there's seven others out with me. It was a good laugh in the end. 

Spanfeller is a twat > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 04/06/2019 at 23:05

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This one has both! 

Spanfeller is a twat > Svend 04/06/2019 at 23:06

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Ah, I wished I had  access to a cigar, I’d pay an  antisocial amount of money for one

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spanfeller is a twat 04/06/2019 at 23:11

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Out with I friend I don't see too often

Spanfeller is a twat > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/06/2019 at 23:14

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Is it good or is it worrying? 

DipodomysDeserti > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 04/06/2019 at 23:15

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You guys need funner friends and family members.

fhrblig > Spanfeller is a twat 04/06/2019 at 23:26

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Have one for me. I'm all out of adult beverages.

Spanfeller is a twat > DipodomysDeserti 04/06/2019 at 23:27

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These people are so uptight, that the dress code was fully formal in a 25c< enviroment. 

Spanfeller is a twat > fhrblig 04/06/2019 at 23:27

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But those are the best beverages! 

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > Spanfeller is a twat 04/06/2019 at 23:46

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Full formal is fun so long as the people then go fucking wild

smobgirl > fhrblig 04/06/2019 at 23:48

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I finally went to THE Trader Joe’s. Restocked!

Spanfeller is a twat > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 04/06/2019 at 23:51

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The sole video I’m afraid of is of me dancing at my graduation; I’m using a full suit and ends with only shirt and pants 

DipodomysDeserti > Spanfeller is a twat 04/06/2019 at 23:52

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I was married on the summer solstice...in an outdoor ceremony...in Phoenix. It was 48C. I sweated through my suit. My wife is a goddamn desert  hippy.

Spanfeller is a twat > DipodomysDeserti 04/06/2019 at 23:53

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I forgot you live in Arizona

Future Heap Owner > DipodomysDeserti 04/06/2019 at 23:57

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48C?!?!?

I can barely handle 30!

DipodomysDeserti > Future Heap Owner 04/07/2019 at 00:05

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That’s Spring weather here. It’s going to be 35C on Monday. I don’t turn my AC on until it hits 40C for a few days in a row.

But it’s a dry heat.

fhrblig > smobgirl 04/07/2019 at 00:17

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I hate going to that one (assuming it’s the one on Colorado and 8th). They made the lot way too small.

I wish they’d put one out here in Aurora. There’s an empty space at Mississippi and Abilene that’s the right size.

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > smobgirl 04/07/2019 at 00:22

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I miss living in a place where TJ’s can sell booze!

smobgirl > fhrblig 04/07/2019 at 00:23

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Yeah, I found a spot (because midday on a Thursday) but could barely squeeze out of the car because none of the behemoths anyone else was driving actually fit in the lines. I hate that location but the wine prices were worth the stop. 

smobgirl > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 04/07/2019 at 00:24

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At least they all have beer now (here)  but I wish the wine was easier to get!

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > DipodomysDeserti 04/07/2019 at 00:25

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I’m a Yankee so I had to Google the temp conversion...

HOLY SHIT THATZ HOT. like. Holy shit. Americans turn their AC on at around 26C. 

fhrblig > smobgirl 04/07/2019 at 00:30

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You could always cheat and park at the 7-Eleven. The trick is go into the 7-Eleven first and buy som ething , and then also to only go into Trader Joes for like 5 minutes.

DipodomysDeserti > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 04/07/2019 at 00:38

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Yeah, at 26C we keep our doors open . Although us Arizonans don’t use terms like Yankee and Southerner. We’re another breed.

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > DipodomysDeserti 04/07/2019 at 00:53

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I was confused by you using anti-freedom units. I used to live in NM, I understand the weird north/south/west conundrum 

Svend > Spanfeller is a twat 04/07/2019 at 01:32

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They weren’t anything flash, just Henri Wintermans Half Coronas, but I took seven down with me. After an hour I had to get a taxi into the city from the hotel to get 15 more.

Very long story, but it was an interesting night to say the least.

I’ve got my sister’s wedding on the 20th of this month.

I always end up being the liaison between the guests and the hotel if something hasn’t been done or is wanted to be done , an unpaid maiter d, the peace keeper, the bouncer/security, the medic, etc...

Svend > smobgirl 04/07/2019 at 02:02

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I’m sat here trying to think of a single supermarket large or small, or even corner shop that doesn’t sell alcohol (other than news agents) be it whiskey, rum, vodka, lager, beer and cider at least. 

DipodomysDeserti > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 04/07/2019 at 07:54

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I see lotion, cheez-its and beer plastic cups. What the hell is going on here?

DipodomysDeserti > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 04/07/2019 at 07:57

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Arizona is weird. We have our own time zone and use the metric system.

J/k, I was converting everything because tae was using science units. Well, I wasn’t really kidding because we do kind of have our own time zone and the I19 uses metric units.