"E90M3" (e90m3)
04/06/2019 at 17:09 • Filed to: None | 3 | 12 |
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So I woke up this morning with this text message:
Figured I might as well play along and get a laugh out of it, !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! However, this time I asked some friends.
So that’s exactly what I responded with:
Sadly, they never responded after that. I was hoping to keep it going, eventually ending with the Stalin GIF.
MrDakka
> E90M3
04/06/2019 at 17:20 | 1 |
Bah, should’ve ended with, “How wild are you trying to get? ” instead of killing the mood with the cops comment. That way YOU get their social security number, mother’s maiden name and other PII to sell on the dark web for some Bitcoin that you cash out for just some casual flirting.
E90M3
> MrDakka
04/06/2019 at 17:21 | 0 |
But what if I am trying to fight some cops while on PCP, and it seems if it’s a bot they respond regardless.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> E90M3
04/06/2019 at 17:21 | 1 |
Cleavage, wow. They're really upping their game these days.
MrDakka
> E90M3
04/06/2019 at 17:25 | 1 |
That’s how you infiltrate Skynet, buddy. Gotta take one for the human race.
E92M3
> E90M3
04/06/2019 at 17:41 | 0 |
I got the e xact same text this morning!
Chariotoflove
> E90M3
04/06/2019 at 17:48 | 3 |
Hey Jen, it’s Jeff. You still there? We need a fourth for our strip Parcheesi game tonight, and I thought of you. The others weren’t sure because you’re neither trans n or a dwarf, but I told them you’ll be cool.
We don’t usually start doing lines until the third round, but don’t worry about bringing your own. I’ll spot you this time.
Hey, you wouldn’t have a dog you could bring, would you? Maybe a labradoodle? I mean, don’t stress it if you don’t. It would just be useful.
See you about 8:00?
E90M3
> E92M3
04/06/2019 at 17:53 | 0 |
You also happen to have a 770-714-XXXX number?
Ash78, voting early and often
> E90M3
04/06/2019 at 19:27 | 0 |
Wow, I’m still in the “debt consolidation loan” phase of spam texts. This is like the advanced level.
E92M3
> E90M3
04/06/2019 at 21:29 | 0 |
No, mines a ( 404). Probably a computer somew here just generating millions of numbers to spam. I wonder what the scam is with this. My guess is creating an account on some website to further communicate or see her other pics.
fhrblig
> E90M3
04/06/2019 at 22:55 | 1 |
How are you guys all getting these kinds of texts? Are you all writing your numbers on men's room walls or something? For Pete's sake, stop giving your numbers to Russian porn sites.
E90M3
> E92M3
04/07/2019 at 08:22 | 0 |
They probably did exactly that, the last time I responded to texts like this that was about what they wanted me to do.
E90M3
> Ash78, voting early and often
04/07/2019 at 08:24 | 0 |
The scams just keep getting more and more advanced.