ALERT! ALERT! Sell all of your GTIs and buy the new official Oppo vehicle:

"ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability" (italianjobr53)
04/05/2019 at 16:30 • Filed to: None

I know I have! This is BeaterZ’s Z that he just sold to me . N ice dude, nice car! Interestingly, it all started as a joke in comments on Oppo.

It’s a fairly stock and has 115k miles on it.

DISCUSSION (45)

CaptDale - is secretly British > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
04/05/2019 at 16:39

But I want

Kinja'd!!!

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
04/05/2019 at 16:40

but i dont want a vette

im not balding yet

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
04/05/2019 at 16:41

YOU HAVE TO. No Oppo for you otherwise.

Also, you can just shave your head.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > CaptDale - is secretly British
04/05/2019 at 16:42

Don’t we all :(

Baby steps man....

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
04/05/2019 at 16:42

In due time...

Kinja'd!!!

which means 15 years

Congrats btw!

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/05/2019 at 16:42

Thanks!

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
04/05/2019 at 16:43

Awesome!

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/05/2019 at 16:43

You too man!

Chariotoflove > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
04/05/2019 at 16:43

That’s fantastic.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Chariotoflove
04/05/2019 at 16:45

Thanks! It feels like a rocketship compared to the Mini :)

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
04/05/2019 at 16:48

yeah... no... ixnay on the shaved head.... the fluffball on me head is all that keeps strangers from calling the cops on me at all times

shaved me looks like a fuckin neo nazi (the permanent resting bitch face doesnt help)

not a look ill be going for if i can help it (if i cant help it... i guess ill have to start smiling or something)

but whatever... does this count?

Kinja'd!!!

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
04/05/2019 at 16:50

Awesome, congrats and enjoy safely!

Chariotoflove > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
04/05/2019 at 16:50

I don’t doubt it. The slower car fast phenomenon is a real thing, and it’s fun. But it’s also a rush to get into something with lots of hp and press the accelerator. An entirely different experience.

TrickJos > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
04/05/2019 at 16:51

Nice car! Congrats! You’re going to love that V8.

A GTI daily and something with a big V8 for the sunny days is the ideal garage in my mind.

Kinja'd!!!

CaptDale - is secretly British > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
04/05/2019 at 16:51

It is fine. The last one sold was only $626k *nervous laughter* pocket change....

But honestly a C6Z all prepped for racing would be perfect.

Danimalk - Drives a Slow Car Fast > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
04/05/2019 at 16:54

Love it! So cool!

VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
04/05/2019 at 17:02

Ah, what a surprise ! Congrats! C5Zs are fantastic cars.

Your boy, BJR > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
04/05/2019 at 17:10

Kinja'd!!!

Oh hey I’ve seen that car IRL

BeaterGT > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
04/05/2019 at 17:15

Looks like I have to change up my profile again. Thanks for coming out, b e safe and enjoy!

M.T. Blake > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
04/05/2019 at 17:29

What did we all suddenly have a mid-life crisis?!

Chuckles > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
04/05/2019 at 17:44

I am happy for you, but a little sad for me because BeaterZ offered to let me take his Vette for a drive in exchange for letting him try my Miata.

That red looks really good in person.

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
04/05/2019 at 17:49

I won’t accept anything but a 1983 Corvette.

BeaterGT > Chuckles
04/05/2019 at 18:05

There will be more toys :) In the meantime, you might have to settle for the ol’ Legacy.

Chuckles > BeaterGT
04/05/2019 at 18:08

You can still try the Miata sometime if you want, although I might be selling it in the coming months. If you're looking for a sub-$5,000 toy it could be yours.

dogisbadob > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
04/05/2019 at 18:48

Yeah, everybody on here seems to have a C5

Next thread can be an Oppo C5 roll call lol

Montalvo > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
04/05/2019 at 18:53

I was tempted by corvettes but ultimately I picked up my 89' mustang instead. It might have just been a small reprieve though as now I am looking to get into a new Camaro for my daily . The chevy V8 pull is strong both literally and figuratively.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Chuckles
04/05/2019 at 19:28

The offer still stands. Howler at me if you are coming to Indiana.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > farscythe - makin da cawfee!
04/05/2019 at 19:30

Need more pink but I'll allow it

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > Chariotoflove
04/05/2019 at 19:31

Ooh yeah, already had some oppo lol.

Chuckles > ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability
04/05/2019 at 19:32

Thanks, I'll keep that in mind. I've been there once. Drove out to a town south of Muncie last summer for a wedding.

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > TrickJos
04/05/2019 at 19:32

I have a Mini too. It's a perfect combo imo

ItalianJobR53 - now with added 'MERICA and unreliability > VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
04/05/2019 at 19:32

So far, I completely agree.