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"2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered" (2fast2furiousfc3s) 04/04/2019 at 10:03 • Filed to: None

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Chevy is applying for the Caviler trademark again, can’t wait for the inevitable Chevy Cavalier performance CUV

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Nibby > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 04/04/2019 at 10:07

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Discerning > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 04/04/2019 at 10:10

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Th ey're more than likely just keeping their trademark alive so no one else uses it. It's not an uncommon practice 

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 04/04/2019 at 10:11

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YES OMG IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY MY BODY IS READY THIS IS NOT WHAT WE DESERVE BUT WHAT WE NEED

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 04/04/2019 at 10:13

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It’s actually not a bad way to compete in the coveted “Ecosport” market.

That being said, everyone remembers the Cavalier as a steaming pile of crap. Seems like a bad marketing move, memories aren’t that short (especially since they’re damn cockroaches and there’s still ten billion on the road, more rust than car at this point).

More than any other car, I hate the Cavalier .

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 04/04/2019 at 10:23

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It will be the name of the Cadillac version of the new mid-engine Corvette...

Cadillac Cavalier

D on’t you just love how that rolls off the tongue?

LOREM IPSUM > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 04/04/2019 at 10:24

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Look Chevy, if you can’t stuff a V8 in it, just make sure whatever you build is turbo’d and rear bias awd. Spend a minute, and a few bucks, on the interior as well. Maybe hire some italian designers while you’re at it.

Or just build another gutless uninspired not even good enough to be a rental car type of vehicle. Whatevs, I guess.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 04/04/2019 at 10:31

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Never forget...

And for an enco re, bring back the Citation and Vega

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 04/04/2019 at 10:33

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While they’re Slim Pickensing a bomb on the name strategy, what say they hire Henry Cavil to promote it?

“I’m Henry Cavil - for Cavalier”

It wouldn’t be the dumbest marketing ploy ever... not quite.

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/04/2019 at 10:49

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No the dumbest marketing strategy would be describing the car with only emojis

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 04/04/2019 at 10:51

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OH WAIT

412GTI > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 04/04/2019 at 11:02

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Leave it to GM to figure that since they sold a shit ton, bringing the Caviler name is a good idea. 

412GTI > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 04/04/2019 at 11:04

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Absolutely Nobody:

GM Executives: “You know what we sold a lot of? The Caviler, let’s revive that name, people loved that car!”

ugh 

Pich, with Z32 now featuring Civic [Si] / No > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 04/04/2019 at 11:07

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is he  real people™  though?

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 04/04/2019 at 11:14

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it may be dumb to you but it works on our simple-minded society of pathetic human beings

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 04/04/2019 at 11:28

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Easy now, they’re just keeping their trademarks on it as a “just in case” and probably for parts/aftermarket purposes. 

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 04/04/2019 at 11:36

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The Cava lier is the very embodyment of “Runs like shit longer than most things run at all”.

WilliamsSW > Manwich - now Keto-Friendly 04/04/2019 at 11:44

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Cadillac Cinnabon would be better. 

punkgoose17 > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 04/04/2019 at 12:46

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My first guess was a Mexican market compact car built in China. My second guess is the next revision of the Chevy Sonic. Sonic’s have $4,700 cash on the hood right now.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > WilliamsSW 04/04/2019 at 18:59

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That would be good... though the problem is the business with the name Cinnabon.

On the other hand, Cadillac Casserole is a totally winning name!

Longtime Lurker > LOREM IPSUM 04/05/2019 at 01:14

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The last time GM hired an Italian for styling this happened.

Designed by Italdesign Giugiaro.

LOREM IPSUM > Longtime Lurker 04/05/2019 at 04:02

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See, but the thing is, give that little fucker 300 awd horsepower and a stripe, and it suddenly becomes something you can ask 5k over msrp for. At 300hp, it’s a handsome, understated, sensible- yet- badass little hot hatch, that most any of us would love to drive.

They just forgot the whole, power, handling, and acceleration part. So it pretty much just sucks.

Take a note GM.

atfsgeoff > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 04/15/2019 at 20:22

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I’ll do you one worse: Giving the car an emoji as a model name

2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered > atfsgeoff 04/15/2019 at 20:27

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The Chevy 

atfsgeoff > 2Fast2Furious: Rotary Powered 04/15/2019 at 21:12

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mark my words, that will be the hot new model in 2024