"MonkeePuzzle" (monkeypuzzle) 04/03/2019 at 11:58 • Filed to: None

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S o my buddy lends me his car, a rusty old Subaru O utback sedan.

I stop at a red light and a homeless guy offers to wash my windshield.

W e get to talking and he says he’ll wash the whole car, and if it’s in good condition he will buy it from me for $20,000.

S eems high for a car worth maybe $4k. But who could refuse such a come up?

I excitedly say yes, and I and my four passengers get out.

All four passengers cannot believe it. They yell at me that I’m an idiot and that homeless man is never coming back with the car, or the $20,000, and that we are now stranded on some random street corner. One of them begins offering to wash windshields with dirty water and an old newspaper just to pass the time.

Most annoyingly, this is the point where I wake up. Now I will never know how the dream ended. I will never know if I was justified in thinking the homeless man was actually a secret millionaire with a lust for crappy outbacks in tan on tan with rust accents.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > MonkeePuzzle 04/03/2019 at 12:16

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We’re all proud of you for bringing back that old civic hatchback, but you reeeeeaaallly need to do something about that exhaust leak.

MonkeePuzzle > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 04/03/2019 at 12:27

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HAHAHAHAHahahaha

oh wait... you might actually be onto something :D

CalzoneGolem > MonkeePuzzle 04/03/2019 at 13:00

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He’s actually you but from an alternate reality.

Subarudork > MonkeePuzzle 04/04/2019 at 03:06

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Hilarious..but, isn’t this a Legacy? The Outback sedan would have the two tone/cladding on the side and was slightly higher. 

MonkeePuzzle > Subarudork 04/04/2019 at 05:46

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just the sort of pedantry we enjoy here

HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > MonkeePuzzle 04/04/2019 at 11:19

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plot twist; it was me and i plan on using it to build my crazy idea of the LegaSTi and ill take a rolled impreza wrx sti (totally didnt get that idea from your original civic build) and make it happen and theres nothing that can stop me

well maybe excep t being broke but we dont speak about that

for Michigan > Subarudork 04/09/2019 at 21:39

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Username checks out.