Things that happened today, in order of increasing terribleness:

Kinja'd!!! "Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures)
04/03/2019 at 00:21 • Filed to: None

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1. Got pooped on by a bird.

2. Went to the post office.


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
04/03/2019 at 00:28

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www.usps.com

click-n-ship


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
04/03/2019 at 00:28

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Oh come on, it's not that unpleasant. All you have to do is wipe it off. 


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
04/03/2019 at 00:31

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I've always found to the USPS employees incredibly pleasant, helpful, and -- nope, couldn't do it.


Kinja'd!!! DutchieDC2R > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
04/03/2019 at 00:37

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Oh come on, it’s not that unpleasant. All you have to do is stand in line.


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
04/03/2019 at 00:41

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i tried that, but they ask you for your first born child on the website just to send a letter...


Kinja'd!!! Nick Has an Exocet > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
04/03/2019 at 00:54

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This is my local post office in The People’s Republic of Taxifornia. I kid you not, I’ve been putting off going here for an entire week to ship out a book to my uncle. I miss my UPS store in Oakland .


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/03/2019 at 01:14

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The guy they have that accepts passports in Bellevue is like a drill sergeant or something. He runs that little office with an iron fist. I can’t tell how much was just him and how much was the amount of stupidity he has to deal with on a daily basis.

But it’s a waaaay nicer post office.


Kinja'd!!! Eric @ opposite-lock.com > wafflesnfalafel
04/03/2019 at 01:31

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It’s better than when you’re standing across the altar from a USPS employee holding a knife dripping blood when they demand your first born child to send a letter.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
04/03/2019 at 03:02

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anything that doesn’t involve DMV or equiv is a good thing


Kinja'd!!! arl > Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
04/03/2019 at 07:02

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Doesn’t get much worse than that.