Oh lord, here we go again

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04/03/2019 at 00:15 • Filed to: None

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New Trailblazer and new Tracker from GM. Is it worth getting our hopes up for a real offroader?


DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! wafflesnfalafel > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
04/03/2019 at 00:23

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nah... more CUVs. But the Bison still looks cool - shocks, lockers and a snorkel !


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
04/03/2019 at 00:27

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If a transverse engine, FWD crossover is considered a real off roader these days, get your hopes up. 


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
04/03/2019 at 00:30

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The Trailblazer is sold as a Colorado based BOF SUV already. 


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
04/03/2019 at 02:55

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*yawn*


Kinja'd!!! Kar Wai Wong > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
04/03/2019 at 03:04

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Tracker has already been leaked, and is about exciting as you’d expect. The Tracker was what they called the Trax in other markets, but now apparently it’s a separate vehicle again now and is not the next- gen Trax.

As for the Trailblazer, I had moderate hopes considering the current Trailblazer is a Colorado based body on frame SUV, but looking at the mules.... well, it looks the exact same as a Blazer.


Kinja'd!!! Maxima Speed > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
04/03/2019 at 05:00

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No


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
04/03/2019 at 06:41

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GM’s appreciation for and care factor of the ‘ unique’ demands of the US automotive market are demonstrated entirely by their choice of launch location.

GM shareholders on the other hand will applaud wildly.


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
04/03/2019 at 07:02

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Tracker seems already confirmed as a meh replacement for the meh Trax.

Trailblazer is the one that interests me. You’d think it would be difficult to slide yet another size of CUV into the current range... which leads me to hope there’s more to it.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
04/03/2019 at 07:03

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Pft, no. And given Chevy's current styling direction, they'll both be hideous.


Kinja'd!!! SiennaMan > Carbon Fiber Sasquatch
04/03/2019 at 07:18

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Sadly , probably not, which is a shame because over at FCA, they’re keeping the whole conglomerate afloat selling proper offroad SUVs to people who won't ever drive offroad.


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
04/03/2019 at 07:41

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Equinox replacement 


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > LongbowMkII
04/03/2019 at 07:43

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fuck


Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > LongbowMkII
04/03/2019 at 07:43

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Then again... at least it kills the Equinox


Kinja'd!!! Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/03/2019 at 09:00

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True, here's hoping it's a new BOF replacement 


Kinja'd!!! Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Kar Wai Wong
04/03/2019 at 09:03

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The current Colorado/Trailblazer is a little long in the tooth isn’t it? Maybe it is the new one with the Blazers design language 


Kinja'd!!! Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
04/03/2019 at 09:07

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the trailblazer hasnt been sold in the US since 2009 though


Kinja'd!!! Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
04/03/2019 at 09:13

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Globally it has.

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Kinja'd!!! Carbon Fiber Sasquatch > Kar Wai Wong
04/03/2019 at 12:59

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Also, definitely disappointed that the new subcompact doesn’t look like this

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