2020 Ford Escape.....

"K-Roll-PorscheTamer" (k-roll390) 04/02/2019 at 11:20 • Filed to: 2020 Ford Escape

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What in the name of stereotypical bad millennial pandering is this reveal? I want to escape as far away from this reality as possible, but I watched the reveal already. So I’ll show you all instead.

Behold the 2020 Focus Active-X or Mazda CX-5  Escape.

Here’s that stupid reveal btw:

fintail > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/02/2019 at 11:30

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Someone got paid a lot of money to create and produce that - what a world.

Still not a Chevy commercial anyway.

BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/02/2019 at 11:31

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Front looks likes a Tesla. This is the world we live in. 

412GTI > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/02/2019 at 11:32

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Wow that video was painful.

Idk about that new front end either..

Milky > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/02/2019 at 11:33

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Holy shit, are we sure this isn’t a parody?

Thomas Donohue > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/02/2019 at 11:33

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That was really, really bad.

Though, somehow, someone managed to get a subliminal ad in for Honda!

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/02/2019 at 11:34

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That was cringey.

I did watch this overview. Seems decent for features and engine options. No price or MPG info out yet. It’s just another crossover among the sea of other ones

Also, the Euro Kuga version has different styling

Ash78, voting early and often > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/02/2019 at 11:35

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I had just gotten used to the Kuga version. Now they’re giving us a warmed-over Mitsubishi.

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/02/2019 at 11:35

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I’m getting MK8 Fiesta vibes from the front and particularly from the interior.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/02/2019 at 11:38

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I feel like the ford badge belongs in the grill, not above it

DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 04/02/2019 at 11:43

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Spot on, I wa s trying to figure out why it looked so familiar.

SPAMBot - Horse Doctor > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/02/2019 at 11:44

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If it was only yellow:

ShrimpHappens, née WJalopy > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/02/2019 at 11:47

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2010 called. They want their Mazda3 back.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/02/2019 at 11:48

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Looks kinda like the dope y big brother of the last gen Mazda3

Arrivederci > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/02/2019 at 11:57

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Ew.

nerd_racing > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/02/2019 at 11:59

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side profile and rear pillar with black trim looks like my 2014 CX5. 

K-Roll-PorscheTamer > Milky 04/02/2019 at 12:09

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This vehicle is designed for US!! 

ZHP Sparky, the 5th > BrianGriffin thinks “reliable” is just a state of mind 04/02/2019 at 12:10

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The rear 3/4 view has a weird Tesla droopy thing going on too. 

404 - User No Longer Available > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/02/2019 at 12:16

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When will manufacturers be done with these damn cut lines?

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/02/2019 at 12:26

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I didn’t see the reveal, but I really like the look of it.

merged-5876237249235911857-hrw8uc > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/02/2019 at 13:14

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Anybody want a metric shit ton of blue outdoor carpeting?  I think I know a guy....

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/02/2019 at 13:16

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My wife sent me a link to an article about it. If she wants it, I’ll laugh inside because it’s just a lifted wagon version of a Focus.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > 404 - User No Longer Available 04/02/2019 at 13:18

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They may never be done with them due to regulations.

Nibbles > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/02/2019 at 13:19

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Svend > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/02/2019 at 13:56

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Is that Kuga not the ST-Line version. Like they did with the Fiesta and Focus.

Base to mid-spec (Style, Titanium, Zetec, etc...),

Higher spec with sportier looks (ST-Line, ST-Line X),

Top spec, luxury spec (Vignale),

And the Active and Active X,

dtg11 - is probably on an adventure with Clifford > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/02/2019 at 14:03

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That’s so bland it’s offensive 

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Svend 04/02/2019 at 14:10

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Hmm the ST line should have been the regular Escape here.

Svend > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 04/02/2019 at 14:22

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I don’t know why one car needs four faces.

Fiesta range.

I don’t like the front bumper on the base model and does the Vignale need to have it’s own front end!?

404 - User No Longer Available > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 04/02/2019 at 14:40

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Au contraire. F30 had the issue which was fixed in the G20.

Kar Wai Wong > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/02/2019 at 15:19

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Why do they bother with pompous reveal ceremonies ? I’m sure the press was cringing, and I doubt much of the target audience was ecstatically watching that parade of umbrellas, whilst bowling over in excitement  over the new Escape . T hey could’ve saved alot of money with just the press release, it’s gonna sell bucketloads anyways.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > 404 - User No Longer Available 04/02/2019 at 15:36

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It’s still there, you just don’t realize it’s there because it meets up with the larger grille.

ranwhenparked > K-Roll-PorscheTamer 04/02/2019 at 21:56

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Wow, so that’s where the Chevy Volt Dance choreographers wound up after leaving GM. 

You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much > Svend 04/03/2019 at 09:36

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It’s a relatively cheap way to differentiate between trims.  They need multiple sets of tooling to make enough bumpers anyway, might as well make a couple variations on the theme to differentiate between trim levels.