BREAKING NEWS: Aeromexico cancels all Boeing 737 MAX orders.

"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer) 04/01/2019 at 11:08 • Filed to: None

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Airbus said that “it was certain” Aeromexico had picked all of the optional extras in the A320, including double coating.

MEXICO CITY- (OPPO) The Delta-owned Mexican airline Aeromexico has chosen to back down their order of Boeing 737 MAX aircraft.

Aeromexico claims that Boeing was being abusive by releasing to the FAA that some optional safety equippment is not equipped in their planes. Crucial equippment like parking cameras, cross bird traffic-alert, and a milk foamer for the coffee machine was not installed in their fleet of B737 MAX8s.

Further on, the president of Mexico comented: “You can’t treat Aeromexico this way, you see, it’s like little animals, they have feelings you know, you can’t disclose potentially life saving information to passengers just like that”

Delta’s stockholders in Aeromexico say this was a “sentimental decision right out of a soap opera.” But they chose to let the airline operate at it’s leasure. As part of an ambitious restructuring, Aeromexico has ordered 110 A320 NEOs: They say that the milk foamer is included, as is a free A220.

As for the current six MAX8 aircraft in Aeromexico’s fleet, they chose to sell them to the government for 5 pesos each. Saying that it would be beneficiary to the national security of the country. When asked about the lack of features, the President said that as part of his “fransiscan austerity” he would be willing to drink coffee without milk. Followers praised him for the decision.

Also read: Aeromexico given 95% of landing slots at MMMX.

When asked about the viability of operating three distinct aircraft, the Boeing 787, the Airbus A320, and the Embraer E jets, Aeromexico responded “We’re an American corporation now, we don’t think about long term issues. We just kick them down the road for the next CEO to solve.”

Part of Aeromexico’s expansion includes daily flights from Cancun to Merida, San Diego to Tijuana, and Mexico City to Toluca. This strong lurch forward is worrying main competitor Interjet: who is facing union issues.

After canceling hundreds of flights because of crew strikes, administrators at Interjet have comented “Its as if they want to be paid on time and not be forced to work overtime.” One thing is for sure: The competitivity of Mexican aviation will continue to surprise the world.

Also read: Union boss drives new BMW as Interjet employees go back to work. 

Ash78, voting early and often > Spanfeller is a twat 04/01/2019 at 11:15

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Boeing’s CEO further dug himself a hole by referring to Aeromexico as a “bunch of renegers” which was promptly misheard and picked up by social media, which has taken the place of actual media in recent years.

Spanfeller is a twat > Ash78, voting early and often 04/01/2019 at 11:23

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Also read: Aeromexico cancels Mexican DNA discounts after white-nationalists hack the list of recipients.

Arrivederci > Spanfeller is a twat 04/01/2019 at 11:25

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Fox News reports that three Aeromexican Airlines cancel MAX8 orders.

Spanfeller is a twat > Arrivederci 04/01/2019 at 11:26

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This is significantly better than my actual header.

Arrivederci > Spanfeller is a twat 04/01/2019 at 11:39

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Your actual header drew me in though, thinking it might be real, lol

Spanfeller is a twat > Arrivederci 04/01/2019 at 11:40

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I hope I confuse some stock  trading bots 

ttyymmnn > Spanfeller is a twat 04/01/2019 at 12:04

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To save the sale, Boeing will rebrand the airliner as the 737 MAXican.

Spanfeller is a twat > ttyymmnn 04/01/2019 at 12:06

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Aeromexico:

*Blushes*

PS9 > ttyymmnn 04/01/2019 at 12:30

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Breaking: President Trump declares the immediate deportation of all MAXican workers .

“It’s a big plane. I see it’s a big plane. It’s really big. But it should be made by americans, not illegal immigrants from maxico. We need a wall between us and maxico, in addition to the wall for mexico, which already got built.”

PS9 > Spanfeller is a twat 04/01/2019 at 12:31

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737 MAX. More like 737 AXED amirite???

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > ttyymmnn 04/01/2019 at 12:51

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Are you a MAX ican or a MAX ican’t!!!???

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Spanfeller is a twat 04/01/2019 at 12:55

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Goddamn April Fools! Time to throw it in the shark tank!

LongbowMkII > Spanfeller is a twat 04/01/2019 at 23:10

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“We’re an American corporation now, we don’t think about long term issues. We just kick them down the road for the next CEO to solve.”

You can’t just burn Americans  like this. We can’t afford our health insurance deductible.

Spanfeller is a twat > LongbowMkII 04/01/2019 at 23:30

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At this rate it’s almost a compliment. The most comically careless, shortsighted, and selfish companies I’ve seen are Mexican. But I might have a homefie ld bias.

Chariotoflove > ttyymmnn 04/02/2019 at 00:54

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Ugh. 

pip bip - choose Corrour > Spanfeller is a twat 04/02/2019 at 02:57

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not good for Boeing

NoAMLO > Spanfeller is a twat 04/03/2019 at 12:08

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This has got to be fake news. I’ve never read a serious piece written like this or with s uch stupid quotes, except maybe stories about Trump.

Spanfeller is a twat > NoAMLO 04/03/2019 at 12:26

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You must be a genius, I would’ve never guessed an article that lists milk foaming machines as safety equipment on an aircraft was fake.

It was an April fools stint