"nerd_racing" (nerd189)
04/01/2019 at 10:18 • Filed to: April Fool's, Toyota, Yaris | 2 | 20 |
Toyota revealed this bad boy today, should be on display at the NY Auto Show later this month /s
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> nerd_racing
04/01/2019 at 10:22 | 3 |
I’d rock a Mazda2 Ute
KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
> nerd_racing
04/01/2019 at 10:22 | 6 |
Bajaris
OPPOsaurus WRX
> nerd_racing
04/01/2019 at 10:23 | 1 |
i’d rather my Focus truck
nerd_racing
> KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
04/01/2019 at 10:23 | 0 |
my first thought.
nerd_racing
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/01/2019 at 10:24 | 0 |
First thing I did was go to autotrader and see how much the IA is going for now a days. Pretty decently priced.
nerd_racing
> OPPOsaurus WRX
04/01/2019 at 10:24 | 8 |
Fuckus?
Maxima Speed
> nerd_racing
04/01/2019 at 10:26 | 1 |
If it was real I would totally buy it.
Maxima Speed
> nerd_racing
04/01/2019 at 10:26 | 2 |
Came here for this. Leaving happy.
facw
> OPPOsaurus WRX
04/01/2019 at 10:30 | 1 |
I’m telling you, there was no need for a shop, Ford already built a couple of these:
Slap a tailgate on and you are set.
SiennaMan
> nerd_racing
04/01/2019 at 10:50 | 1 |
If the current fascination with trucks leads to the rebirth of the ute, I might finally be ok with it..
OPPOsaurus WRX
> facw
04/01/2019 at 10:57 | 2 |
lol i think my son would love sitting back there
OPPOsaurus WRX
> nerd_racing
04/01/2019 at 11:00 | 1 |
I originally named it the Fock ( Fo cus Tr u ck )
nerd_racing
> SiennaMan
04/01/2019 at 11:13 | 0 |
I’d buy a Kodo Mazda 2 Ute.
I-have-to-many-sports-cars-according-to-my-wife
> nerd_racing
04/01/2019 at 11:40 | 5 |
If it was not April 1st, I would be skipping school to go to a Toyota dealer to put in a pre- order/down- payment . Honestly this was the biggest complaint from 8 years of 3- door yaris ownership, there was no truck bed. The only way to get an equivalent is to purchase a 25 year old, imported kei truck that will brake down and you will never find parts for. (only a little salty about this)
The biggest problem I have with this is that Toyota thinks that making an truly interesting car is a joke.
Khalbali
> nerd_racing
04/01/2019 at 12:56 | 2 |
I love it. Don't even hate the grill here, it fits a truck much better than the curvy kodo body.
nerd_racing
> Khalbali
04/01/2019 at 13:06 | 1 |
I’d buy one now, and not even consider importing the mazda front clip.
TheTurbochargedSquirrel
> facw
04/01/2019 at 13:09 | 1 |
The ST branding on the jump seat really completes it.
SiennaMan
> nerd_racing
04/01/2019 at 16:07 | 1 |
I just realized that it’s a joke. Makes me genuinely sad. Personally, I’d love a Mazda 2 based ute.. its be like a kei truck with NA market appropriate levels of power..
Spoon II
> nerd_racing
04/01/2019 at 19:57 | 2 |
That thing is too awesome for April Fools!
BaconSandwich is tasty.
> nerd_racing
04/02/2019 at 08:46 | 1 |
Still better looking than anything Toyota makes today...