"E90M3" (e90m3)
04/01/2019 at 09:47 • Filed to: unnecessary car shopping with E90M3, April Fool's
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"E90M3" (e90m3)
04/01/2019 at 09:47 • Filed to: unnecessary car shopping with E90M3, April Fool's | 0
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In my never ending unnecessary car shopping I find myself looking at a variety of cars, but there is one that I never really considered, maybe I should just turn to the dark side and get a Versa.
At only $12.3k the Versa is cheap. It also comes with roll up windows and a 5 speed manual. While those might sound like negative attributes , these are good things; manual windows mean no heavy motors so it’s lighter, and 5 speeds mean you don’t have shift as much.
It also has four doors, so it’s more practical than my 328i.
With all that practicality , I could work as a uber driver; I think owning a Nissan and driving for uber go hand in hand.
It’s even got a backup camera! This is really putting my decade old 328i to shame!
Just look at that magnificence , it even says Friendship on the back you know that dealer must be really friendly.
APRIL FOOLS, you really think I’d buy a fucking Versa?
KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
> E90M3
04/01/2019 at 09:49 |
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CB
> E90M3
04/01/2019 at 09:49 |
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Weak April Fool’s post.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> E90M3
04/01/2019 at 09:50 |
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It wouldn’t cost over $5,000 in repairs over a mere 40k miles tho
I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker
> E90M3
04/01/2019 at 09:51 |
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Wow, four doors and they all open
? I should sell my Golf and get one!
HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
> E90M3
04/01/2019 at 09:57 |
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“ APRIL FOOLS, you really think I’d buy a fucking Versa?”
uh, yes? the fuck?
LOREM IPSUM
> E90M3
04/01/2019 at 10:02 |
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I wonder how well it would take to a GTR swap.
Arrivederci
> LOREM IPSUM
04/01/2019 at 10:09 |
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Not a Versa, but you can GTR swap the Sentra Nismo in Forza :).
Eric @ opposite-lock.com
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
04/01/2019 at 10:09 |
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Yeah, it sounded rather sensible. These are so cheap it blows my mind.
VajazzleMcDildertits - read carefully, respond politely
> E90M3
04/01/2019 at 10:10 |
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Rented a Versa Note - the hatch - about 3 years ago. Pretty disappointing little car. You know what wasn’t horrid? The Mazda2 hatch I rented the year after also in Hawaii.
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LOREM IPSUM
> Arrivederci
04/01/2019 at 10:16 |
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Nissan could make a fortune if they started GTR’ ing all the things.
Micra GTR, Frontier GTR, etc.
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Arrivederci
> LOREM IPSUM
04/01/2019 at 10:26 |
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It’s just like FCA and the Hellcat! I think you may be onto something here.
punkgoose17
> E90M3
04/01/2019 at 10:32 |
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Wow at least 1 2019 MSRP special Versa exists. Someone I know just leased their third Nissan Versa in a row. I managed to not say anything about it to them
this time.
wkiernan
> E90M3
04/01/2019 at 10:53 |
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Well,
I’d rather drive
a V
ersa with a stick than, say, a Camry with a slushy.
412GTI
> E90M3
04/01/2019 at 11:01 |
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I love the spec on this one. Giant ass shitty Nissan infotainment screen with literally nothing else - no power anything. That’s hilarious
Tapas
> E90M3
04/01/2019 at 11:05 |
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I’ve known friends who get into Uber and either hate it or love it.
Uber effectively pays equal to minimum wage after you take out all your expenses (gas, special insurance, vehicle wear & tear and depreciation).
I’m hoping you’ve thought all of this through.
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E90M3
> HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
04/01/2019 at 11:43 |
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It’s pretty much the worst car on sale today, why would I buy one?
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HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute
> E90M3
04/01/2019 at 11:48 |
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because you made it clear you love Versas so very much
well, at least crazy kanuck said you did
just-a-scratch
> punkgoose17
04/01/2019 at 11:49 |
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Lease, a Versa? WTF? This makes no sense.
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punkgoose17
> just-a-scratch
04/01/2019 at 12:26 |
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Oops.
I double checked he leases a
Sentra. Big difference, but still a bad choice.
WilliamsSW
> E90M3
04/01/2019 at 13:39 |
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This is the perfect Uber car - you’ll really enjoy spending 8-12 hours a day in your new(ish) Versa.
ranwhenparked
> E90M3
04/01/2019 at 19:55 |
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Well, almost the worst (in the US, anyway, I’m sure there are way, way worse ones in China and elsewhere
).
Longtime Lurker
> E90M3
04/01/2019 at 21:53 |
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Even the Uber drivers around here won't touch a Versa! They prefer Sentras and Rogues.