Kentucky will pay you to drink alcohol for police to practice field sobriety tests

"SantaRita" (SantaRita) 02/28/2019 at 16:00 • Filed to: None

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Tapas > SantaRita 02/28/2019 at 16:06

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Sign me up!

CB > SantaRita 02/28/2019 at 16:06

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A lot of police agency training academies who do scenarios also hire people as actors. So you can either get paid money to get drunk or to yell at police cadets!

vondon302 > SantaRita 02/28/2019 at 16:07

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Finally a job I'm qualified for.

Ash78, voting early and often > SantaRita 02/28/2019 at 16:11

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How about letting us demonstrate our driving skills after drinking so we can finally get rid of this one-size-fits-all 0.08% BAC business.

/not even kidding

//we could pay for the privilege

///would probably backfire on me

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > SantaRita 02/28/2019 at 16:12

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*moves to kentucky*

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 02/28/2019 at 16:12

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hey wait... do i get to be beligerent to them too?

*coz i’d fucking swim it for that*

LongbowMkII > SantaRita 02/28/2019 at 16:15

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I’m not sure how effective it’d be. Without the “oh shit” variable I don’t think the situations compare.

Milky > SantaRita 02/28/2019 at 16:17

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They’d need to so I could deal with dry counties and all of the anti-abortion signs.

AestheticsInMotion > SantaRita 02/28/2019 at 16:23

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The cynic in me thinks they’d nail you for public intoxication as soon as you step out the door

WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 02/28/2019 at 16:27

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Yeah but not sure you want a police officer to practice handling belligerent suspects on you...

VincentMalamute-Kim > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 02/28/2019 at 16:28

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I was all set to volunteer too.  But they get to “practice” Tasers and nightsticks. And inappropriate use of force even if you’re not belligerent.

WilliamsSW > AestheticsInMotion 02/28/2019 at 16:28

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“ need a lift home?”

“ nah, I drove here”

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW 02/28/2019 at 16:28

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eh... practice means i still get off scot free.. aside from the bruises n burns

worth it

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > VincentMalamute-Kim 02/28/2019 at 16:31

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that just means ill have to be extra belligerent to make it worth while :)

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CB 02/28/2019 at 16:43

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Where do I sign up to be the guy they try to chase?

Also, my wife got a conditional offer with your company in Coquitlam .

CB > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 02/28/2019 at 16:46

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Hm, good question! I’m actually curious to how they hire them. I think I remember seeing a post on Facebook a few months ago.

And congrats to her! She’ll be much appreciated with the work she does.

Just Jeepin' > vondon302 02/28/2019 at 16:52

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I’ve never been drunk (I think I managed to get lightly tipsy once, but I simply never drink ) , so I’m either the least-qualified or possibly the best-qualified person to do this.

WilliamsSW > farscythe - makin da cawfee! 02/28/2019 at 17:03

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Maybe if you can fight back lol

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > WilliamsSW 02/28/2019 at 17:06

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*drools*

last time i did that it cost me a lot of money..... i may have a score or two i’d need settle here

Monkey B > Ash78, voting early and often 02/28/2019 at 18:20

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this is reasonable. 

Forrest > SantaRita 03/01/2019 at 01:39

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I expect they'll provide genuwine Kentucky whiskey