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Kinja'd!!! "ImmoralMinority" (araimondo)
02/28/2019 at 14:55 • Filed to: None

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Rental Corolla!

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For a base trim economy car, it is surprisingly peppy and responsive. 10/10 would buy before that hunk o’ shit Buick Enclave or whatever the fuck SUV that thing was that I rented in Texas.

But seriously, Toyota, we need to talk about that whole bumper/grill/front end mess you have going on there. You need to clean that shit up, post haste.

Just a thought from a long time customer.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > ImmoralMinority
02/28/2019 at 15:02

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The last corolla I drove was a 2006 or so and I hated it.


Kinja'd!!! My X-type is too a real Jaguar > ImmoralMinority
02/28/2019 at 15:06

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I call it their large mouth bass design phase. It’s like every kid who grew up with a Billy Bass is designing for Toyota now. 


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
02/28/2019 at 15:09

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They’re still the same thing. Okay, maybe it has a new dash, but I’m not kidding, it’s still the same engine.


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > ImmoralMinority
02/28/2019 at 15:10

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You should have demanded a “luxury” car. The Golf is too nice to get stuck in an economy car.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > ImmoralMinority
02/28/2019 at 15:12

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The Corolla is one of those cars that gets a ton of undeserved hate. It’s a perfectly adequate car. And for most of the people on the road, they don’t need anything else.

How is the CVT in that? I wish they still offered a geared automatic, but I understand why they don't. 


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > ImmoralMinority
02/28/2019 at 15:12

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I dare you to drive an altima 


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > His Stigness
02/28/2019 at 15:15

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That's one of the things I don't get. You would think Toyota would want to put a modern, efficient engine in there. But I guess that's what the Prius is for. And really, Toyota can do no wrong with the Corolla, it's pretty much sales-slump proof


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > AestheticsInMotion
02/28/2019 at 15:19

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Why do you hate IM so much?


Kinja'd!!! 412GTI > ImmoralMinority
02/28/2019 at 15:25

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I think the Corolla improved a lot with this generation. I always hated the prior one with it’s bad interior and old 4 speed auto.

I rented one of these for a road trip and can see why people buy them. It was comfortable, efficient, and just works like a damn good appliance. No, it not the car for us people, but I have no issues driving or recommending one. 


Kinja'd!!! AestheticsInMotion > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
02/28/2019 at 15:42

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Because he keeps finding the scooters that I want to be finding


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
02/28/2019 at 15:51

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Unless it’s the 2012 S manual we owned. That POS deserved EVERY bit of hate anyone wanted to offer it.

Abysmal little shit can. No power, terrible to drive, terrible ride, creaks/rattles everywhere, horrid fuel economy. That’s all before I mention the 2 engines and 3 transmissions that got replaced in the 85k miles we had it.


Kinja'd!!! His Stigness > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
02/28/2019 at 15:52

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Their whole business is not changing what they know works and just pumping out the same shit, year after year. Look at the Tacoma. I don’t think that has changed in fifty years, save for some new LEDs. And they’re laughing all the way to the bank. I’m sure all of their tooling and R&D for their whole line was paid off years ago.

But that’s why I’ll never buy a Toyota product, they’re terrible value for money. They just sell nothing but outdated products. 


Kinja'd!!! Long_Voyager, Now With More Caravanny Goodness > ImmoralMinority
02/28/2019 at 15:53

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I haven’t been in a new Corolla, but the inside looks as cheap as our 2012 Corolla S we had, which was a hateful little rattle can that made my 25+yo Mopars look like pillars of reliability.


Kinja'd!!! Chuckles > ImmoralMinority
02/28/2019 at 16:01

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I finally saw one of those Corolla hatches on the road this week, in that gorgeous blue that they have now. No idea how it drives but it looked great.


Kinja'd!!! Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > His Stigness
02/28/2019 at 16:17

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The engine was the real let down for me.


Kinja'd!!! SirDrivesAlot (now with hybrid powerrrr) > ImmoralMinority
02/28/2019 at 18:53

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I haven’t driven a Coro lla since 2003- when I traded my ‘96 Corolla for the ‘03 Mazda Protege 5- I miss that car ( The Mazda- not the Co rolla .. .)


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > ImmoralMinority
03/01/2019 at 06:13

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it is your duty to thrash it