Polestar 2 is Sweden's answer to Tesla

"El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First!" (lightningzone) 02/28/2019 at 14:45 • Filed to: None

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Just don't call it a Volvo. 

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 02/28/2019 at 14:50

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If it has Thor’s Hammer headlights it’s a damn Volvo.

AestheticsInMotion > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 02/28/2019 at 14:58

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That's hideous. Just give me an electric V90 plz

Tristan > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 02/28/2019 at 14:59

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Am I the only one who thinks “Polestar” sounds like a slang term for a stripper?

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Tristan 02/28/2019 at 15:02

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Not the first one, not the only one LOL.

ranwhenparked > Tristan 02/28/2019 at 15:10

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I thought it sounded like a 1960s research satellite. 

interstate366, now In The Industry > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 02/28/2019 at 15:21

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Breaking news: Volvo announces Polestar 2 (sequel memes are still relevant, right?)

Tristan > ranwhenparked 02/28/2019 at 15:28

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That’s a nicer thought.

facw > AestheticsInMotion 02/28/2019 at 15:44

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Yep, the Concept 40.2 was bad, and I think they’ve mostly made things worse.

Akio Ohtori - RIP Oppo > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 02/28/2019 at 15:55

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Them: “But it isn’t a Volvo!  See we removed the Volvo logo!  Not a Volvo!”

AestheticsInMotion > Tristan 02/28/2019 at 16:19

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That's exactly what I'd expect from a resident Oregonian  

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > El Relámpago(LZone) - Humanity First! 02/28/2019 at 18:32

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Can I have the special edition Stripper version?

Tristan > AestheticsInMotion 03/01/2019 at 00:34

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Ha! Hadn’t even thought about that.

I stopped patronizing such establishments years before moving here, so I’m not experiencing Portland to its fullest extent. I just have to enjoy Portland’s other attractions:  the violent protests, blight and the homelessness epidemic.