OSHA Training 

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 02/26/2019 at 11:34 • Filed to: None

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CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/26/2019 at 11:37

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TheTurbochargedSquirrel > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/26/2019 at 11:44

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I remember doing the OSHA 10 hour training. It required that you spent 10 hours on it but there was only 9:15 of content. 

Azrek > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/26/2019 at 11:44

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Yeah, I had to do 40 hours of online OSHA training...I could’ve likely completed it in 3 hours. 

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/26/2019 at 11:44

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“Help us prevent you from hurting yourself, by making you want to die” - OSHA

shop-teacher > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/26/2019 at 11:46

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But killing you would be an OSHA violation, I'm almost certain.

user314 > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/26/2019 at 11:50

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Nibby > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/26/2019 at 11:50

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https://oppositelock.kinja.com/nsfw-in-reply-1696365998

Chariotoflove > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/26/2019 at 11:53

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Can confirm.

Honestly, they are just trying to reduce the chances of you  taking anyone with you.

Kiltedpadre > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/26/2019 at 11:54

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We have a new safety supervisor starting soon. Once he starts we’ll have the corporate safety director visiting and staying for three weeks.

The last time he was here he actually lectured us about the dangers of drinking too much coffee. I think the only reason he survived was we get a fairly generous bonus if we make it a year without a safety incident.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Kiltedpadre 02/26/2019 at 12:10

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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 02/26/2019 at 12:11

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45 minutes for sex. Safe sex. Safe because osha, geddit.

Party-vi > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 02/26/2019 at 12:22

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I get my 30hr refresher next week. Joy of joys.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Party-vi 02/26/2019 at 12:30

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We can play pass the pistol 

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 02/26/2019 at 13:03

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Wear your PPE

Penile

Protective

Equipment