If you ever feel like you're useless

Kinja'd!!! "Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer)
02/25/2019 at 00:56 • Filed to: None

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Remember this 787 has been sitting at some airport in California for almost three months because....

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Because...

Because... Um, fuck taxpayers?


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Spanfeller is a twat
02/25/2019 at 01:12

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That’s a lot of SWA 737s. 


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > ttyymmnn
02/25/2019 at 01:14

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Probably a service hub.


Kinja'd!!! facw > Spanfeller is a twat
02/25/2019 at 01:17

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Branding has been painted over. I’d guess it’s more of a boneyard, and these are awaiting salvaging, scrapping, or refurbishment for other airlines (though I wouldn’t imagine a SW 737 would have many cycles left when they are done with it) .


Kinja'd!!! facw > Spanfeller is a twat
02/25/2019 at 01:18

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This is the one your President pledged to sell?


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > facw
02/25/2019 at 01:20

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Sigh...

yes.... and lose tens of millions of dollars in the process.

Also see: Cancelation of the international airport.


Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > Spanfeller is a twat
02/25/2019 at 01:21

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https://www.vvng.com/mexicos-former-presidential-airplane-lands-at-scla-in-victorville/


Kinja'd!!! facw > Spanfeller is a twat
02/25/2019 at 01:28

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So um, you seem to have left something interesting out of that photo:

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That monster is the engine that will power the 777-9, mounted on a 747-400 for testing


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > facw
02/25/2019 at 01:31

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I took it from twitter. But yeah, that 747 looks a lot more interesting.

I wonder how expensive it would be to re-design the 748's wing to accomodate two of those GE's engines instead of the four small ones.


Kinja'd!!! facw > ttyymmnn
02/25/2019 at 01:38

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Looks like the most recent Google imagery is from 8/2018 so doesn’t show it:

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I’m guessing the Chinese plane (can’t identify the airline, there are a bunch that look very similar) is an ex-Southwest airliner, as it would be fairly weird for a Chinese narrow body to find itself on this side of the Pacific (other than at Renton, and this would be very much the wrong direction from there).


Kinja'd!!! Steve in Manhattan > facw
02/25/2019 at 01:40

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RR? GE? That other company that’s sort of trying to build engines?


Kinja'd!!! facw > Spanfeller is a twat
02/25/2019 at 01:41

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Probably enough that it wouldn’t be worth doing vs. just getting the 777X. I have sort of the same feeling about the B-52, they are planning to re-engine it with 8 regional jet engines, but it feels like a little extra design work could make it work with two of the engines from a 787, saving a massive amount a maintenance work, while providing greater efficiency (and thus more range).


Kinja'd!!! facw > Steve in Manhattan
02/25/2019 at 01:42

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GE: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/General_Electric_GE9X

Hence the “GE Propulsion Test Platform” on the side of the 747 and the big GE logo on its tail.

:)


Kinja'd!!! facw > Spanfeller is a twat
02/25/2019 at 01:44

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Apparently Jalopnik did an article on the 747:

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Kinja'd!!! promoted by the color red > Spanfeller is a twat
02/25/2019 at 01:46

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They’re effectively selling a high-mileage car with a shit-ton of questionable modifications and swearing it was “never raced”.


Kinja'd!!! DipodomysDeserti > Spanfeller is a twat
02/25/2019 at 02:08

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If you ever feel like you’re useless, get off your ass and do something.


Kinja'd!!! Jetstreamer > Spanfeller is a twat
02/25/2019 at 03:55

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I think the “fuck taxpayers” part was handled by the head of state that decided he needed that 787. Honestly, anything bigger than a 737/A320 is just totally unnec e ss ary thing for heads of state/politicians. Hell, most of them would do perfectly fine with a nice Gulfstream or Bombardier Global.

So in that sense I agree that it is way too lavish. But sitting on the ground it’s no use to anyone, and I guess the guy is now spending money on chartered planes when he need to go somewhere.


Kinja'd!!! Wheelerguy > Spanfeller is a twat
02/25/2019 at 04:58

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You know, I’ve always thought that it would be great to have my own jetliner.

Then I realized I could just buy Virgin Airlines. So I did. And killed Richard Branson. Then I replaced him with an animatronic version of him.


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Jetstreamer
02/25/2019 at 07:46

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I agree that the mistake was buying it. But now that we have it, its cheaper to fly it than comercial (we forget how many people travel with the president and how cheap the 787 is to run) and keeping a state of the art jet effectively grounded because of one guy’s ego.

He also got rid of all the bulletproof cars and got himself a brand new entourage of SU Vs which admittedly have better fuel economy as they aren’t bulletproofed but still, new SUVs....


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > promoted by the color red
02/25/2019 at 07:49

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“No lowballers I know what Ive got” 


Kinja'd!!! Thomas Donohue > Spanfeller is a twat
02/25/2019 at 08:09

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That’s Victorville, CA....half boneyard, half logistics center for freight operations. The possible replacements for Air Force 1 are also stored there.

https://www.airplaneboneyards.com/southern-california-logistics-airport-victorville-boneyard.htm

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Kinja'd!!! ttyymmnn > facw
02/25/2019 at 08:11

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I went to Google, too. I didn’t know that place was there. Lots of 747s. We stumbled across another boneyard outside Roswell, NM a few years ago. We were driving into town and started seeing vertical stabilizers. Lots of them. I made a point of going by for a look that evening.

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Kinja'd!!! gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > Spanfeller is a twat
02/25/2019 at 08:48

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It would be a complete redesign of the wings and undercarriage, so practically a whole new plane  


Kinja'd!!! promoted by the color red > Spanfeller is a twat
02/25/2019 at 11:14

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“Selling for my brother who is in Mexico right now.”

No joke, I actually came across a used car listing like that, though I hope the Mexican government is more credible than a random stranger in the Central Valley...


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > promoted by the color red
02/25/2019 at 11:28

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Lol, credible.

The only credible part of the Mexican government is Foreign A ffairs.