What having lambs in the house is really like

"JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t" (jawzx2) 02/22/2019 at 11:41 • Filed to: Sheeplopnik, Farmlopnik

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So. Much. Pee.

And poop.

Theor etically sheep can be house trained, but the time it takes to do that is about the time it takes for them to grow big enough to go back out to the barn. And the effort is more intensive than simply ceaning up after them. I  have gotten lambs to fairly reliably pee on the pads, but for some reason poop is less easily managed.

Svend > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 02/22/2019 at 11:53

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Nature of the beast really.

Just keep plenty of kitchen roll, wet wipes and hand sanitiser to hand and you’ll grand. 

Sovande > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 02/22/2019 at 11:53

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Sounds delightful. 

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Svend 02/22/2019 at 12:04

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Oh, we’re old hands at this, I’m just trying to dis abuse Oppo of any ideas that it’s all just cutene ss and snuggles. Also, nighttime feedings :6

ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 02/22/2019 at 12:11

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I was wondering about this part of it. I figured there was a reason they’re not household pets.

Svend > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 02/22/2019 at 12:14

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Lol. A nimal parenting.

I guess it’s the same with any new born animal or human.

Thankfully sheep grow up faster, but you’ll have new ones every year, so yeah. Rather ewe than me.

((see what I did there?)) 

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com 02/22/2019 at 12:31

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Like I said: “ theoretically house trainable"

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Svend 02/22/2019 at 12:33

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There’s no pulling the wool over his eyes with a pun like that.

Svend > BaconSandwich is tasty. 02/22/2019 at 12:37

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I’m expecting him to tell me to flock off. 

smobgirl > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 02/22/2019 at 12:48

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Basically my dog, but cuter? 

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Svend 02/22/2019 at 12:53

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If I thought that pun deserved punnishment I would not be sheepish about it.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > smobgirl 02/22/2019 at 12:59

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If your dog pees every 20-30 minutes. Lamb bladders are very active. 

Svend > JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t 02/22/2019 at 13:25

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I didn’t want to be too shearious.