![]() 02/22/2019 at 09:04 • Filed to: car safety, safety, automatic braking, emergency braking, IIHS, BMW, x1, bmw x1 | ![]() | ![]() |
Be careful out there. BMW SAV’s are on the prowl
OUTTA MY WAY PEASANT!
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![]() 02/22/2019 at 09:06 |
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Did we check to see if the dummy was wearing a Yamaka?
![]() 02/22/2019 at 09:08 |
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I love the caption.
![]() 02/22/2019 at 09:09 |
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too soon!
![]() 02/22/2019 at 09:21 |
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BMW just released a statement:
The test was a failure on the part of our engineers, as it was not adequately designed to fool the new X1 into avoiding the Dummy. The new BMW X1 not only saw the dummy, it recognized it as a robot and ran it over to save humans from a robot uprising.
![]() 02/22/2019 at 09:23 |
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![]() 02/22/2019 at 09:32 |
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Uber: “Perfect! We’ll buy 10000 units.”
![]() 02/22/2019 at 09:36 |
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I g uess knocking the legs off is the right strategy lol
![]() 02/22/2019 at 09:43 |
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oof!
![]() 02/22/2019 at 09:52 |
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Talk about too soon!
![]() 02/22/2019 at 11:08 |
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FATALITY. BMW WINS.
02/22/2019 at 16:55 |
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Sorry, looks like you’re still running on the KIFT O/S:
Devon: It’s very impressive, but I really think we ought to slow down.
Knight Industries Four Thousand: There is no need for concern. I’m programmed to cruise at the optimum speed... calibrated to a risk factor of.28, which on this roadway calculates at 243 kilometers per hour.
Maddock: Got it! *Swerves to avoid deer*
Devon: I assume you have an explanation.
KIFT: We would’ve sustained no damage whatsoever by striking that animal.
*Devon looks pointedly at M addock*
Maddock: *Shrugs* It’s a small fix.
![]() 03/09/2019 at 15:15 |
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Looks like the Cars and Coffee Mustangs have new competition.