The worst tweet on the internet

"Dusty Ventures" (dustyventures)
02/21/2019 at 00:25 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (25)

gettingoldercarguy > Dusty Ventures
02/21/2019 at 00:31

Trollolol

Is this New York trying to say “Yeah, we were rejected by the PNW with Amazon. Will southern s tates love us if we crap on their BBQ ?”

“ Why do we keep getting rejected? We’re asshole New Yorkers, people should love us!"

facw > Dusty Ventures
02/21/2019 at 00:32

NYC is many things, but BBQ capital of the world is not one of the accolades I’d ascribe to it. I don’t think it can be the worst tweet, because:

He can’t actually be serious right?

He’s got a dog (and isn’t barbecuing it), which has some redeeming value.

JawzX2, Boost Addict. 1.6t, 2.7tt, 4.2t > Dusty Ventures
02/21/2019 at 00:35

Kinja'd!!!

Chariotoflove > Dusty Ventures
02/21/2019 at 00:40

And people think Trump’s tweets are stupid.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Dusty Ventures
02/21/2019 at 00:42

Kinja'd!!!

Oh, New Yorkers! We can always rely on you to n ever let your own inflated sense of self-importance stop you from celebrating your own mediocrity in the grand scheme of things.

Chariotoflove > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
02/21/2019 at 00:53

They do excel at one thing. New York is a garbage-encrusted rat hole.

Unless you have enough money to elevate yourself above the sewage. Then it’s all skating at Rockefeller and dinner and a show on Broadway.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dusty Ventures
02/21/2019 at 05:58

FALSE. The best BBQ in the world is in Sturbridge.

Dusty Ventures > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
02/21/2019 at 07:06

That’s not even the best in New England

Cash Rewards > Dusty Ventures
02/21/2019 at 07:17

I grew up in a NYC suburb. I think NYC is the greatest city in the world. That's the dumbest thing I ever read

BigBlock440 > Dusty Ventures
02/21/2019 at 07:54

If there’s one thing New York is known for, it’s their brisket .

WilliamsSW > BigBlock440
02/21/2019 at 08:26

Lol some truth there

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove
02/21/2019 at 08:27

I’ve been to many cities around the world, on 4 continents. I can say quite confidently that none of them smells as bad as NYC.

DipodomysDeserti > Chariotoflove
02/21/2019 at 08:37

Actually, the scum rises to the top in New York. I don’t think anyone needs me to point out the obvious example.

DipodomysDeserti > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
02/21/2019 at 08:38

Keep in mind that Hipsters living in Brooklyn probably aren’t New Yorkers.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Dusty Ventures
02/21/2019 at 09:14

What do new englanders even know about BBQ in the first place?

t0ast > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
02/21/2019 at 09:51

They do deserve some credit through. I mean, they keep being so wrong about it that they’ve manged to accomplish the nigh-impossible feat of getting the BBQ Meccas of the U.S. to agree on something.

HammerheadFistpunch > WilliamsSW
02/21/2019 at 10:15

When it’s fall in New York, the air smells as if someone’s been frying goats in it, and if you are keen to breathe, the best plan is to open a window and stick your head in a building.

Douglas Adams

WilliamsSW > HammerheadFistpunch
02/21/2019 at 10:39

I can only imagine what he would say if he went there in July and it was 98 degrees, as I once did.

It made me wonder how anyone could live there.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW
02/21/2019 at 10:59

When they put naked garbage on the front sidewalk for pickup, it’s no wonder.

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW
02/21/2019 at 11:00

They don’t live. They exist. That’s why they’re so ill tempered.

WilliamsSW > Chariotoflove
02/21/2019 at 11:03

I don’t understand that, at all. I’m sure there are other cities around the world that do that, but I’ve never seen one.

Maybe London was like that in the 1600's when the plague was spreading, WTF?

Chariotoflove > WilliamsSW
02/21/2019 at 11:06