HEY HEY HEY there are turbocharged shower heads now!

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02/18/2019 at 11:28 • Filed to: None

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In both of the shower-equipped bathrooms in my house, we have those detachable shower heads on hoses. I love them, but the hose on the one in my master bathroom has developed a leak, and the spray pattern has never been that great so I’m replacing it. WELL LOOKIE WHAT WE HAVE HERE.

While I could’ve gone to one of my local Home Depots, because I’m lazy, I decided to see what was on Amazon. Like many !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , the shower head section is filled with random Chinese brands with overly-descriptive listing names, goofy stock photos, and fake honest-in-exchange-for-a-discount reviews, at low low prices.

Since the main reason I’m replacing my current shower head instead of trying to just fix the hose is I want to get a wider spray pattern, I found myself perusing the many different images of various adjustable shower heads to determine which one would be ideal for my wants. For example, this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! has several marginally helpful photos of spray patterns that I assembled into this super high quality gif.

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Th en I stumbled upon this !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

I started trying to learn about the different !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! this shower head was capable of spraying, but YOO.MEE’s marketing department didn’t see fit to include that in any of their pictures. Instead, I learned that unlike other limp, flaccid shower head streams, the YOO.MEE shower head’s stream is strong and vigorous!

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I’m still not quite ready to make a purchase yet, because I need to know whether this particular !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! application means one twin-scroll turbo or two single-scroll turbos.

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