Now available in finer gas stations near you: Blunt Power® air freshener

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 02/13/2019 at 15:05 • Filed to: None

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For when you absolutely, positively, need to smoke weed in your car and have it smell like papaya, piña colada, or banana afterwards, only !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! will do. Look for displays awkwardly perched above CBD gummies. “3 sprays will last for days!”

Dogsatemypants > Textured Soy Protein 02/13/2019 at 15:23

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If it kills the weed smell, more power to them. Sooooo many cars reek of blunts around here. I always wonder what happens when they get pulled over.

Textured Soy Protein > Dogsatemypants 02/13/2019 at 15:26

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I have a feeling it makes your car smell like papayas and blunts.

Chariotoflove > Textured Soy Protein 02/13/2019 at 15:26

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Their new spokesmodel:

CalzoneGolem > Textured Soy Protein 02/13/2019 at 15:28

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In my day we just blew the smoke through a paper towel tube stuffed with dry sheets

CalzoneGolem > Textured Soy Protein 02/13/2019 at 15:28

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Best of both worlds!

Dogsatemypants > Textured Soy Protein 02/13/2019 at 15:28

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The closest thing i have found to an actual pervasive odor killer is a spray called xo plus. They sell it at the vet. Kills stanky animal odors and does a decent job of defunking cars.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Textured Soy Protein 02/13/2019 at 16:13

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Does it cover fart smells? It better.

Textured Soy Protein > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 02/13/2019 at 16:21

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Q: Does Blunt Power ® cover fart smells?

A: Only those farts that are the direct result of smoking blunts are covered under the Blunt Power ® smell eradication policy.

Kim Jong - Healthy > Textured Soy Protein 02/13/2019 at 17:29

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that’s the beauty of leather seats, no lingering smells

TheTurbochargedSquirrel > CalzoneGolem 02/13/2019 at 17:37

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That has to be the most "high schoolers desperately trying to hide the fact they are smoking weed" thing I have ever heard.

Textured Soy Protein > Kim Jong - Healthy 02/13/2019 at 20:19

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Cars with leather seats still have plenty of other cloth in them that hangs on to smells, likeet carpets and headliner. N ot to mention it gets in your HVAC too.

The better idea is to not smoke pot in your car! If you must partake in a vehicle, vaping is way better. Not that I would know from experience. Allegedly. I heard about it from a guy at the place with the thing and the stuff.

Textured Soy Protein > TheTurbochargedSquirrel 02/13/2019 at 20:29

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We definitely did that  in my dorm my freshman year of college. Allegedly. I mean, those other kids in my dorm did. So they told me. Not that I would know.