Before and after... Yet again.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 02/11/2019 at 15:03 • Filed to: Snowpocalypse

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8am.

Noon.

Weeeeeeeeee

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Sovande > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/11/2019 at 15:05

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I guess you guys don’t use snow melt after the first shoveling?

Rookies.

lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/11/2019 at 15:07

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My back hurts just looking at that.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/11/2019 at 15:08

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Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Sovande 02/11/2019 at 15:08

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Every store has been sold out of shovels, let’s, rock , you name it, for two weeks. I did this all without a snow shovel...

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/11/2019 at 15:09

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I’ll sell you some salt and a snow shovel.

$6000.00cdn.  so like, 49.75 usd

AestheticsInMotion > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 02/11/2019 at 15:10

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I went to 4 grocery stores before I could find ingredients for a stew. I saw two women fighting over brocolli. Guy at a gas station filled up no less than ten 5-gallon gas cans.... 

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 02/11/2019 at 15:11

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Your pet names for the Forte are getting weird.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/11/2019 at 15:12

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The turd mobile? It's performed admirably in the snow today

NKato > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/11/2019 at 15:14

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*starts playing Psycho Circus by KISS*

blacktruck18 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/11/2019 at 15:15

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Every time you post these pics, I am yeah yeah snow. Then I look at the awesome old houses in your neighborhood.

Dash-doorhandle-6 cyl none the richer > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/11/2019 at 15:16

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Also shovelling,  pics made me miss my vibe, a good car.

Kiltedpadre > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/11/2019 at 15:16

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By March when you find a store that actually has a snow shovel in stock you’ll be unstoppable!

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/11/2019 at 15:17

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Gib nao plez

Chariotoflove > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 02/11/2019 at 15:18

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“ Gluten-free bread lines.”

Heh. So much good stuff there, but I’m not sure how I feel about making comedy out of so much human suffering.

#toosoon

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/11/2019 at 15:19

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I’ve found your problem.

You aren’t doing this.

(Yes, I’m going to rub it in.)

user314 > AestheticsInMotion 02/11/2019 at 15:20

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Meanwhile, in Portland ....

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Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Chariotoflove 02/11/2019 at 15:20

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I don’t know about you but I’m sending them thoughts and prayers.

AestheticsInMotion > user314 02/11/2019 at 15:27

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Dirty h ipsters 

Oddly enough, when the produce sections were absolutely bare, there was one item that was still well-stocked.

Pineapples! Weird.... I grabbed three

Chariotoflove > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/11/2019 at 15:29

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Can you still do that? Are the Prime  drones still working? 

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/11/2019 at 15:30

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I hope I can get out of the work parking lot today. #prayforme #snowmogeddon2019 #only2wd #coworkersheadgasketsgonnablow

Oh what’s this?

Sovande > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/11/2019 at 15:30

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If it shovels the snow, it is a snow shovel!

I feel your pain.  I don’t like the snow much.  Hope things get back to normal for you soon.

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/11/2019 at 16:07

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If it makes you feel any better...a total fire ban has been declared across our entire state with severe fire danger conditions (due to drought, tinder dry vegetation, high air temperatures and windy conditions) in every fire district except one and that one has been rated as extreme.

It's going to be an interesting day...

Spamfeller Loves Nazi Clicks > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 02/11/2019 at 16:10

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That last tag is inaccurate.

Subaru switched to Schroedinger’s Head Gaskets. It is both intact and blown until you check the temperature gauge.

66P1800inpieces > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/11/2019 at 17:13

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How did you shovel it?  I really dislike shoveling so I picked this up from craigslist a couple of years ago.  

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > 66P1800inpieces 02/11/2019 at 17:14

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With a very small, short, flat spade shovel. Ooodles of fun.

66P1800inpieces > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/11/2019 at 21:30

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I really had no clue that you guys didnt get snow.  I was out there a couple of years back and felt the buildings looked really well insulated and snow worthy.   So it just gets really cold?  

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > 66P1800inpieces 02/11/2019 at 21:31

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When I was a kid, we would have cold snaps and ice storms, but maybe one or two small snow events, usually in late fall or early springm December and January were just rain, February had the frigid, clear days.