Best. Headline. Ever.

"Just Jeepin'" (macintux) 02/08/2019 at 12:18 • Filed to: None

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I don’t want to read the news article because it seems unlikely it can live up to its headline.

Just Jeepin' > Just Jeepin' 02/08/2019 at 12:20

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For those who do wish to read it:  https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/texas-woman-uses-granddaughter-s-scooter-fight-men-clown-masks-n969321

412GTI > Just Jeepin' 02/08/2019 at 12:27

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surprised its not on r/nottheonion haha!

InFierority Complex > Just Jeepin' 02/08/2019 at 12:28

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I hear razor scooters are so dangerous these days, that parents are giving their kids razor blades!

...razor blades

Thanks NL

InFierority Complex > 412GTI 02/08/2019 at 12:29

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Glad I’m not the only one who went there.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Just Jeepin' 02/08/2019 at 12:33

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I says Texas but I refuse to believe it didn't happen in Florida. 

Chariotoflove > Just Jeepin' 02/08/2019 at 12:33

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And they chased them! It does live up.  This is the best.

Just Jeepin' > Chariotoflove 02/08/2019 at 12:35

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You’re right, I was wrong. The details are indeed even better than the headline.

My next prediction, which saddens me greatly but given my track record may be completely wrong: none of this was captured on video.

For Sweden > Just Jeepin' 02/08/2019 at 12:36

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Just Jeepin' > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 02/08/2019 at 12:36

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Texas City, Texas. You’re doubly wrong. It can’t get any more Texas.

Just Jeepin' > For Sweden 02/08/2019 at 12:37

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I’ll grant  that an honorable mention.

Chariotoflove > Just Jeepin' 02/08/2019 at 12:37

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I fear you’re right.  That just makes me want to drive down there and buy those folks dinner to hear the story in person.

Pich, with Z32 now featuring Civic [Si] / No > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul 02/08/2019 at 12:45

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texas is just yee haw Florida

( Change my mind)

LastFirstMI is my name > Just Jeepin' 02/08/2019 at 13:50

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My Texas grandmother would’ve done the same, probably with just one arm because of the beer and cigarette  in the other hand. It’s called a “whuppin’” if you want the correct terminology.

PatBateman > Pich, with Z32 now featuring Civic [Si] / No 02/08/2019 at 15:00

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Texas City is yeehaw Florida. That and a few other parts of East Texas.

Source: I am Texan. 

John Norris (AngryDrifter) > Just Jeepin' 02/08/2019 at 23:11

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Bezos shared an email from Mr Pecker’s company threatening to out Bezos texted selfie nudes. Bezos figured that was black mail and exposed him; er his email .

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > Just Jeepin' 11/09/2020 at 10:45

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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > LastFirstMI is my name 11/09/2020 at 10:48

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She wouldn’t have needed her concealed .45 for such light work.

flatisflat > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 11/09/2020 at 10:57

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Concealed? We all open carry in this backa**wards state — yeehaw!

Jb boin > Just Jeepin' 11/09/2020 at 12:39

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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > flatisflat 11/09/2020 at 14:54

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Open carry is less impressive though.