"Bryan doesn't drive a 1M" (bryantakespictures)
02/04/2019 at 16:54 • Filed to: None | 0 | 21 |
Someone in a Dodge C harger with bald tires was stuck in the snow in my neighborhood. He had been idling so long to stay warm and charge his phone that he ran out of gas. I filled up a gas canister for him and right after I was done helping him, these two older guys in an Audi Q5 drove by.
The passenger rolled down his window and said, “you need Audi Quattro.” They didn’t even slow down or ask if we needed anything. Why he felt the need to roll down his window at all to say anything is beyond me.
What really gets me is that he specifically said not just “Quattro” but “AUDI Quattro.” He couldn’t have just said “all wheel drive?” Or “winter tires” or, I don’t know, nothing?
AestheticsInMotion
> Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
02/04/2019 at 17:51 | 7 |
With any luck, Audi Quattro guy will find himself in a ditch later today.
Good on you for helping
NKato
> Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
02/04/2019 at 17:59 | 3 |
I’m definitely investing in a towstrap kit, with different attachment options. The Queen could have probably freed that hatchback that I saw struggling to leave its own driveway.
Then I realized, if someone can’t invest in some snow chains, he deserves that predicament.
Also, at Fred Meyer, there was a Charger with chains on the rear tires. I could only nod approvingly.
KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
> Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
02/04/2019 at 18:02 | 2 |
Damn they sure drank the marketing Koolaid. Next time they should try driving in the snow with Quattro+ Summer performance tires
The Dummy Gummy
> AestheticsInMotion
02/04/2019 at 18:03 | 0 |
Man this site and it s vilification ... you hope someone ends up in a ditch because of stupid words... yikes.
What ever happened to be excellent?
Montalvo
> Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
02/04/2019 at 18:06 | 3 |
Probably because their souls are as bankrupt as their wallets as they eat all that depreciation.
DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back
> Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
02/04/2019 at 18:11 | 0 |
One word. Haldex.
Ew.
AestheticsInMotion
> The Dummy Gummy
02/04/2019 at 18:12 | 7 |
I strongly reccomended you stay off the rest of the internet if you think it’s bad here.
Not helping a stranded driver i s one thing (bad enough) but going out of your way to make fun of someone who’s stuck ? Just not the kind of thing I believe in.
Yep, definitely hope they end up in a ditch. Unhurt of course , but a bit of body damage, some wounded pride and a few hours waiting for a tow wouldn’t bother me in the slightest.
The Dummy Gummy
> AestheticsInMotion
02/04/2019 at 18:15 | 0 |
Really man ? Here it isn’t tolerated.
I don’t believe in it either; an eye for and eye just ain’t my thing.
Wow, you have some demons to work out if you think someone deservers financial repercussions and suffrage for those words.
wafflesnfalafel
> The Dummy Gummy
02/04/2019 at 18:33 | 3 |
Mmmm ... I vote ditch. (Gently with no injuries or damage , but ditch.)
The Dummy Gummy
> wafflesnfalafel
02/04/2019 at 18:36 | 0 |
DAWRX - The Herb Strikes Back
> AestheticsInMotion
02/04/2019 at 18:55 | 2 |
Don’t forget, he also brought the fact he was in an Audi into it. That was pretty classist.
In my mind he was saying “have more money, poor”. In my mind people who have that attitude have had very few consequences in his life, and probably needs a few.
Berang
> Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
02/04/2019 at 19:14 | 2 |
Like people who yell “get a car” at pedestrians and cyclists.
RutRut
> NKato
02/04/2019 at 19:14 | 0 |
Not sure about other states, but Michigan it is a crime to tow someone out of a ditch or snowbank.
NKato
> RutRut
02/04/2019 at 19:20 | 2 |
That is a stupid law.
Wuelling
> The Dummy Gummy
02/04/2019 at 19:32 | 0 |
lighten up francis
Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
> Berang
02/04/2019 at 20:30 | 0 |
Never seen that in person, but that would be pretty low. Also, lots of pedestrians probably have cars...
RutRut
> NKato
02/04/2019 at 21:02 | 0 |
It’s aiding someone fleeing the scene of an accident. The primary concern was people inadvertently putting drunk drivers back on the road.
NKato
> RutRut
02/04/2019 at 21:04 | 0 |
Oh, okay. Well, are there exceptions for inclement driving conditions? :p
gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
> Montalvo
02/04/2019 at 21:41 | 1 |
I was expecting
bankrupt as their wallets as they eat all that timing chain
gmporschenut also a fan of hondas
> Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
02/04/2019 at 23:31 | 1 |
reminds me of an asshole senior manager that has a similar attitude for his 4MATIC eclass. “its the only way I can get into my driveway.” Then drives with whatever low profile all season they came with while bragging how he still does the full speed on the highway inshitty weather . It was entertainig to watch him try and get out the parking lot. How he hasn’t killed someone i don;t know.
ateamfan42
> Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
02/05/2019 at 15:34 | 0 |
Also, lots of pedestrians probably have cars...
That’s exactly the point. Just because I person chooses to walk or bike doesn’t mean they hate cars or don’t own one.
But to some people who will literally
start their car to drive go to the other side of the parking lot, choosing to walk/bike is totally foreign to them.