Don't be this guy.

"Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom" (will-alib) 12/30/2019 at 21:15 • Filed to: None

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Dickhead parked at the diner during their busy Sunday brunch yesterday .

Asshole achievement unlocked.

ttyymmnn > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 12/30/2019 at 21:27

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I would have parked right next to him.

dogisbadob > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 12/30/2019 at 21:28

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That’s what smart cars and motorcycles are for :o)

LastFirstMI is my name > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 12/30/2019 at 21:31

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Maybe he isn’t vaccinated against crossovers and was keeping a safe distance. Can’t be too safe these days. 

Svend > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 12/30/2019 at 21:32

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This is where you get some mates and sit across the car park, wait for the owner to come out, then all start clapping, shouting, ‘well done’, ‘bravo’, ‘the best’, etc... ‘that’s a per fect 10 for parking like an arsehole for inconsiderate parking ’, ‘well done you’.

M.T. Blake > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 12/30/2019 at 21:37

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Maybe he owns the place. 

gettingoldercarguy > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 12/30/2019 at 21:42

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Just leave a note  on his car that says “Ok Boomer”

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 12/30/2019 at 21:44

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Don't attribute to malice what you can attribute to being old and out of touch with reality?

WilliamsSW > ttyymmnn 12/30/2019 at 21:45

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This is when it’s good to have a beater you can snug right up to his drivers side door.  

NKato > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 12/30/2019 at 22:10

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It looks like a clean Lincoln Town Car. I can understand wanting to prevent door dings because people are just fucking inconsiderate.

I would've parked like that if I knew the people in the area were known for leaving dings in other people's doors. 

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > NKato 12/30/2019 at 22:14

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I just wouldn’t drive it to the area suspected of door dings if that’s the case....

Fear of a possibility doesn’t excuse purposely acting negatively towards others.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > gettingoldercarguy 12/30/2019 at 22:15

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Or a business card for the American Foundation for the Blind.

ranwhenparked > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 12/30/2019 at 22:36

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I keep reminding myself that it would be a good idea to carry some sidewalk chalk for these eventualities.

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > NKato 12/30/2019 at 22:47

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if someone feels their car is SO nice that you genuinely feel justified in taking up two spaces....park your shit at the back of the lot of leave it at home. It’s a parking lot for a business not the concours at Goodwood

MKULTRA1982(ConCrustyBrick) > Svend 12/30/2019 at 22:48

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Eye contact, pointing and a thumbs up is all it takes. “Look at you sucking, keep on being you champ!”

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 12/30/2019 at 23:31

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Huh, what model BMW is that? 

haveacarortwoorthree2 > Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom 12/31/2019 at 09:00

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No one tells Deputy US Marshall Raylon Givens how to park!

haveacarortwoorthree2 > ttyymmnn 12/31/2019 at 09:03

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Yep - convince that buick to move over a bit and you can get right in there. lol

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > NKato 12/31/2019 at 09:11

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What’s funny about this is I have a black Town Car identical to the one in the photo, and would never park like that guy did. My car is in excellent shape too, but I don’t obsess over door dings. 

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > M.T. Blake 12/31/2019 at 09:13

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Nyet. We know the owner; he drives a Nissan. 

DipodomysDeserti > NKato 12/31/2019 at 12:09

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Take the bus.