The perfect car doesn't exi-

"CB" (jrcb) 12/28/2019 at 21:22 • Filed to: NPOCP

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Six speed manual, too? How much?

Awwwwwww damn.

bob and john > CB 12/28/2019 at 21:34

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move the decimal over to the left like...5 places and I’ll buy it for ya

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > CB 12/28/2019 at 21:38

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I’m not paying that much for a used beetle

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB 12/28/2019 at 21:42

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I dig this. The color needs no additional comment, but here goes anyway: HNNNNNNNG

But the price tag is insane. You can get a lightly used GT3 for under $200k CAD:

Or perhaps a 2018 Targa 4S Cabriolet (what the hell is a Targa Cabriolet ?!?) AWD for $168k CAD:

Or you can buy like six rental properties and buy several Porsches later in life.

fintail > CB 12/28/2019 at 21:45

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Likely buyer: 19 year old who has been in the country for 6 weeks, kind of speaks English, has no verifiable source of income but has a suitcase of cash to buy a car. Welcome to Vancouver.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/28/2019 at 22:07

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You're not going to be able to get any property for 500K Canadian

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/28/2019 at 22:09

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In SheshkachewJuan? I’m pretty sure I can throw down a downpayment or two.

[with this mythical $459k CAD]

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/28/2019 at 22:21

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Ooooh. Yeah, you can buy Saskatoon

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/28/2019 at 22:40

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You could buy an acreage out here and build a house and five car garage with that. Probably.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB 12/28/2019 at 22:43

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Great, but how do I be less of a pansy-ass when it comes to cold temperatures to take advantage of the above opportunity?

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 12/28/2019 at 22:45

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I usually wear two pairs of long johns, boots rated to -78, two jackets, a balaclava, and a muskrat hat when I’m out doing stuff in -40. You make do with what you’ve got.