Bless Us, Each and Every One

"Stef Schrader" (stefschrader) 12/26/2019 at 02:11 • Filed to: Laughing at Other People's Pain, Butt Stuff, Deadspin, Vice, Never Cut Food With A Mandolin

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No Theo Bunnies were harmed in the making of this photo.

Barry’s annual list of butt stuff gone wrong (and other orifice-related mishaps) !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

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( Deadspin forever, roast all herbs.)

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Stef Schrader 12/26/2019 at 02:31

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COAT HANGER, “PATIENT UNSURE HOW IT GOT THERE”

I hate when that happens. Also:

“JUMPED OFF COUCH LANDED ON SPOON”

Stef Schrader > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 12/26/2019 at 02:41

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ouch ouch ouch ouch OUCH OUCH OUCH

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Stef Schrader 12/26/2019 at 07:47

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Wow....just....wow.

shop-teacher > Stef Schrader 12/26/2019 at 08:56

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A long time ago, when my best friend was deployed to Iraq as a medic, he emailed me one day to tell me they had shipped a guy back to Germany to have a dildo surgically removed from his ass. Out of curiosity, I asked, “Does that violate Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell?” ... I told  you it was a long time ago ... And he responded, "I wondered that myself, so I checked. It would have been a violation, except he said his wife sent him the dildo."

Snuze: Needs another Swede > shop-teacher 12/26/2019 at 09:55

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Based on my experience, there are a lot of, um, interesting people in the military.  And interesting relationships.  

CB > Stef Schrader 12/26/2019 at 11:47

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“PLACED THERMOMETER IN EAR, FELL ON BED”

I would rather shoot myself.

XJDano > Stef Schrader 12/26/2019 at 12:26

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I had read:

Bleach Us, Each and Everyone.

So, yeah... Bless Us. 

Stef Schrader > CB 12/26/2019 at 12:37

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Yeah, that one sounded? (HUH?) like permanent hearing (WHAT DID YOU SAY??) damage. (WAIT, CAN YOU REPEAT THAT AGAIN?)

facw > Stef Schrader 12/26/2019 at 13:14

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I’m just sad V ic e doesn’t have comments.

shop-teacher > Snuze: Needs another Swede 12/26/2019 at 13:38

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I understand this to be quite true.

Stef Schrader > facw 12/26/2019 at 17:25

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Yeah. :( They’ve been getting so many ex-Gawker Media folks that it’s really time to add them over there.