As per a Google search for research purposes

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12/19/2019 at 16:00 • Filed to: Shitpost

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Thank you, Google. Please tell everyone you know.


DISCUSSION (17)


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > CB
12/19/2019 at 16:18

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The other day I used the Assistant to google a local pho place, which has pho in the name. The assistant pronounced it “fuh.”


Kinja'd!!! HammerheadFistpunch > CB
12/19/2019 at 16:21

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Google knows, and it can’t even drive it.


Kinja'd!!! CB > Textured Soy Protein
12/19/2019 at 16:21

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The AI has finally figured out pronunciation.


Kinja'd!!! CB > HammerheadFistpunch
12/19/2019 at 16:21

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Maybe it read my review.


Kinja'd!!! MoCamino > Textured Soy Protein
12/19/2019 at 16:22

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To the best of my knowledge, “fuh” is the correct pronunciation. There was an uproar earlier this year (can’t remember where)  about a restaurant named “Pho King Great Food” because of the pronunciation.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > MoCamino
12/19/2019 at 16:23

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Yes I know, that’s why I thought it was interesting .

Btw the pho place I was googling was Pho Nom Nom which is a non-offensive pho-based pun.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > CB
12/19/2019 at 16:24

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It’s not perfect yet , there’s a main road near my office called Gude Drive that’s pronounced “goo-dee,” but Google Maps says it like “goo” with a D on the end of it.


Kinja'd!!! Mercedes Streeter > Textured Soy Protein
12/19/2019 at 16:28

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Reminds me when I had an iPhone and I tried to get directions to Giordano’s.

Siri was like “Gie daiynos”.

Close enough, Siri, close enough.


Kinja'd!!! Jim Spanfeller > Textured Soy Protein
12/19/2019 at 16:29

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Our answering machine pronounces words in ridiculous ways all the time. It pronounces “unavailable” as “oona - VAY- LAH-bull ”, for example. It’s become a running joke in our family.


Kinja'd!!! facw > HammerheadFistpunch
12/19/2019 at 16:39

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But Google does know how to drive: https://waymo.com/

I don’t think they have any Ecosports, but maybe their AI can see them driving around and recognize them for what they are.


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Mercedes Streeter
12/19/2019 at 16:41

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Siri still stumbles over my last name. It has a fairly uncommon 3 consonants in a row (msk) and Siri drops the “m .”


Kinja'd!!! MoCamino > Textured Soy Protein
12/19/2019 at 16:44

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Pho Nom Nom is a great name.  And here’s Mocamino going into hiding because he didn’t get it.  :(


Kinja'd!!! MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > CB
12/19/2019 at 16:50

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It hasn’t figured out Spanish yet though. Things like La Ca ñada Dr still get pronounce “lah can- ah- da”


Kinja'd!!! secretsenna > CB
12/19/2019 at 22:23

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A bit unrelated to this post, but your secret senna gift is scheduled for delivery on 12/30, on the assumption it gets through customs.  FedEx was awfully serious about the customs paperwork I didn’t have a name or contact phone number for...  


Kinja'd!!! CB > secretsenna
12/19/2019 at 22:28

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If you still need a phone number, let me know.


Kinja'd!!! secretsenna > CB
12/19/2019 at 22:36

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I put mine down, on the theory they’ll call me to pay any duties that may be owed.  Hopefully they let it through.


Kinja'd!!! Tristan > MoCamino
12/20/2019 at 02:43

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There’s one here in Portland called “Pho Kim”.