Why I hate Democrats and Republicans

"E90M3" (e90m3) 12/18/2019 at 09:36 • Filed to: E90/BM2 2020

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It’s because they’re not fully on board with E90M3 - BlueMazda2 2020. They want to propagate the Versa, we want to end its tyranny .

Remember vote E90/BM2 2020

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > E90M3 12/18/2019 at 09:44

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A vote for E90/BM2 2020 is a vote for Targa as the secretary of doggo affairs.

E90M3 > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 12/18/2019 at 09:45

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The doodle is the official animal of E90 - BM2. 

DutchieDC2R > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 12/18/2019 at 09:45

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I can get behind Targa, but the other 2?.....Meehhh.....

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > DutchieDC2R 12/18/2019 at 09:49

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Your loss.

The 600 is en route.

Textured Soy Protein > E90M3 12/18/2019 at 09:52

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I’m running against you! My platform consists of two and only two issues:

All employers must modify their dress codes such that sweats are acceptable work attire.

Legal weed.

DutchieDC2R > Textured Soy Protein 12/18/2019 at 09:53

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What’s your stance on medical insurance? You know, the flu, dental........strokes? 

MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > E90M3 12/18/2019 at 09:54

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I’m writing in Scoob/Nibby

facw > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo 12/18/2019 at 09:55

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Wait, a Canadian? That seems risky? I don’t know the cabinet members have to be US citizens, but it seems like a good idea. I’m thinking that post should go to Sylvie.

E90M3 > MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s 12/18/2019 at 09:58

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The Ghost of Oppo > E90M3 12/18/2019 at 10:01

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What are my political beliefs ?

A Boy and His Longtail > E90M3 12/18/2019 at 10:02

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Now this is a candidate I can get behind.

Also:

jimz > E90M3 12/18/2019 at 10:02

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MasterMario - Keeper of the V8s > E90M3 12/18/2019 at 10:05

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Textured Soy Protein > DutchieDC2R 12/18/2019 at 10:06

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Certain bears probably shouldn’t be poked right now. 

Dusty Ventures > A Boy and His Longtail 12/18/2019 at 10:08

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This is my vote

benjrblant > Textured Soy Protein 12/18/2019 at 10:11

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I think you’ve just described 80-95% of all startups in Colorado.

Textured Soy Protein > benjrblant 12/18/2019 at 10:13

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Looks like I’ve found what state I need to move to if I decide to run for the senate.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > facw 12/18/2019 at 10:16

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Ted Cruise was born in Canada and Targa is way more right wing then him. It's frightening

DipodomysDeserti > benjrblant 12/18/2019 at 10:18

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When I was in Colorado last week the state dress code appeared as follows:

Men: cutoff jean shorts, Patagonia vest, hiking boots, top not bun

Women: yoga pants tucked into winter hiking boots, thermal jacket, wide headband

Cars: Subaru with a “native” sticker on the back despite obvious European heritage of the owners

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > E90M3 12/18/2019 at 10:20

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Can’t argue with Alternative Fax Machines

gmporschenut also a fan of hondas > E90M3 12/18/2019 at 10:22

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Vote for me! My platform involves turning Oppo more aircraft centric, and renaming tailspin

and 100 more > DutchieDC2R 12/18/2019 at 10:32

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Bruuuuhh...

M.T. Blake > E90M3 12/18/2019 at 10:45

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One of those is a grand old capitalist and the other is a communist disguised as a socialist. 

My bird IS the word > E90M3 12/18/2019 at 10:45

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The prius did 9/ 11

wafflesnfalafel > E90M3 12/18/2019 at 10:47

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as leaders, would you -

a) require all citizens to have one Miata

b) require all citizens to have two Miatas, or

c) require all citizens to have three Miatas?

someassemblyrequired > E90M3 12/18/2019 at 10:51

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Just wait until the WaPo finds out about those off the books payments you got from Carlos Ghosn

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > wafflesnfalafel 12/18/2019 at 10:53

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Tempo GL is always the answer.

Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > E90M3 12/18/2019 at 10:54

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But what about Bonnie and Clyde?

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > M.T. Blake 12/18/2019 at 10:56

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But which is which?



t0ast > E90M3 12/18/2019 at 12:22

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