Also, this is worse than the Z71.

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Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/11/2019 at 00:11

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its simultaneously too much grill and not enough.

and the lights are WAY too small


Kinja'd!!! ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > bob and john
12/11/2019 at 00:15

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I dislike it less than the Z71, but yes.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/11/2019 at 00:18

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1 squinty boi


Kinja'd!!! ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com > bob and john
12/11/2019 at 00:18

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Also, simultaneously too much and not enough grill sounds about right as GM contradictions go.  My sister used to have 4th gen Camaro.  I used to marvel at how GM managed to build such a large car that had no room anywhere.  I don't know how they did it, but they did.


Kinja'd!!! BahamaTodd > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/11/2019 at 00:20

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As with most other unflatttering spy shots, I’ll wait until its out officially.


Kinja'd!!! BahamaTodd > ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com
12/11/2019 at 00:24

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Z71 looks much better under different lighting. I’ll reserve judgement until I see it in person.

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Kinja'd!!! facw > bob and john
12/11/2019 at 00:25

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LEDs have a llowed us to have smaller headlights, but car manufacturers really haven’t figured out what to do with all that space. Shockingly I think the Cybertruck’s bar of light might actually be a good answer, but I’m not sure how it would work with vehicles with a grill.


Kinja'd!!! SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/11/2019 at 00:31

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The Cylons are coming!!!


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/11/2019 at 00:32

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The reign of big grills BEGINS!


Kinja'd!!! Tekamul > bob and john
12/11/2019 at 08:52

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It's j ust way too much face. That hood looks like it’s 5 feet off the ground.


Kinja'd!!! Shift24 > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/11/2019 at 09:09

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Yep can confirm that's ugly


Kinja'd!!! Thisismydisplayname > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/11/2019 at 10:11

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It looks like a “Cars” character with a big bottom lip. And it would be wearing a monocle to top it off.  


Kinja'd!!! Duck Duck Grey Duck FTMFW! > bob and john
12/11/2019 at 10:38

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You can see the lights? I had to look again because I missed them.


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > facw
12/11/2019 at 14:59

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Cybertruck’s bar of light

So Mercury is the answer...


Kinja'd!!! 404 - User No Longer Available > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/11/2019 at 15:01

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I know it’s cool to be ragging about the large grille and tiny headlights... but I’ll reserve judgement when I see the real thing.

Whole thing’s proportion is wrong, it’s tall like a D iscovery.


Kinja'd!!! facw > 404 - User No Longer Available
12/11/2019 at 18:19

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Always