"CB" (jrcb)
12/10/2019 at 21:13 • Filed to: Car design is hard that's why I don't do it
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"CB" (jrcb)
12/10/2019 at 21:13 • Filed to: Car design is hard that's why I don't do it | 1
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“Crap, we did it again.”
The Z71 looks like it’s on stilts. If the face was better and they weren’t absurdly expensive, I’d be about it. I love the Tahoe.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> CB
12/10/2019 at 21:19 |
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Pardon my French, but: fucking hideous. Why are all manufacturers trying to out-Lexus Lexus with their grilles?!?
slipperysallylikespenguins
> CB
12/10/2019 at 21:20 |
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The Tahoe/Suburban were the only remotely acceptable looking Chevrolets left. Now its all crap.
I suppose the Colorado isn’t that bad yet.
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CB
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/10/2019 at 21:21 |
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I wish I had an answer.
WilliamsSW
> CB
12/10/2019 at 21:21 |
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Please God tell me that this is just somw half assed photoshop
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CB
> WilliamsSW
12/10/2019 at 21:22 |
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I wish I could lie to you.
Snuze: Needs another Swede
> slipperysallylikespenguins
12/10/2019 at 21:22 |
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Don’t worry, it will get there.
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CB
> slipperysallylikespenguins
12/10/2019 at 21:22 |
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You and I both know it’s only a matter of time.
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Snuze: Needs another Swede
> CB
12/10/2019 at 21:24 |
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I don't understand who at GM lets this shit go out the door. Like, who thinks this is a good idea? Their designer must be blind and everyone else a bootlicker and/or too afraid of an ADA lawsuit.
cmill189 - sans Volvo
> CB
12/10/2019 at 21:25 |
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Anyone have a guess as to when we’ll reach peak “over- styled” and we can start heading in the other direction?
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slipperysallylikespenguins
> CB
12/10/2019 at 21:25 |
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It is due for a refresh next year.
atfsgeoff
> CB
12/10/2019 at 21:26 |
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Sweet jesus that is fugly. At a glance, it looks like half the front end is missing.
phenotyp
> CB
12/10/2019 at 21:26 |
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fintail
> CB
12/10/2019 at 21:27 |
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These have enough of a devoted captive audience that they will still sell. Stepfords and shouty vicarious-living sports parents have been waiting for the new look.
HammerheadFistpunch
> CB
12/10/2019 at 21:34 |
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i just can't believe how bad the z71 looks. like a bad lift on stock tires.
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fintail
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/10/2019 at 21:35 |
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“stylists”/”designers” are sycophant copycats
not for canada - australian in disguise
> CB
12/10/2019 at 21:36 |
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I hope to god the more “normal” trims look 100x better. Because yikes.
If not, guess the Escalade is our only hope.
shop-teacher
> CB
12/10/2019 at 21:40 |
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Chevy has completely lost the plot with their styling. I'm a lifelong GM guy, and I wouldn't touch their new trucks with a 10' pole.
Nom De Plume
> CB
12/10/2019 at 21:41 |
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I’d start designing and marketing aftermarket grills yesterday if I could.
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> slipperysallylikespenguins
12/10/2019 at 21:41 |
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It’s been released, and it’s just an ugly grill and different tailgate.
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shop-teacher
> slipperysallylikespenguins
12/10/2019 at 21:41 |
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The Colorado refresh is going to screw that up too. Then the Traverse will be their best looking vehicle ... Let that soak in.
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shop-teacher
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
12/10/2019 at 21:42 |
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I couldn't have said it better myself.
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Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> atfsgeoff
12/10/2019 at 21:42 |
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It looks like it got it’s bumper ripped off in a crash.
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> CB
12/10/2019 at 21:42 |
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It fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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shop-teacher
> cmill189 - sans Volvo
12/10/2019 at 21:42 |
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I sure as hell hope it's soon, because I can't take this anymore.
MM54
> CB
12/10/2019 at 21:44 |
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no thank you
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slipperysallylikespenguins
> shop-teacher
12/10/2019 at 21:45 |
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ah, sad
OPPOsaurus WRX
> CB
12/10/2019 at 21:45 |
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“Okay, so no one liked that new Camaro face, but with the Silverado, we’ll make it better
“Okay, so no one liked that new Silverado face, but with the Tahoe, we’ll make it better
“Okay, so no one liked that new Tahoe face, but with the Trax, we’ll ....hold up we still make the Trax. Reallly? no shit!
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shop-teacher
> slipperysallylikespenguins
12/10/2019 at 21:48 |
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Very sad indeed.
BaconSandwich is tasty.
> CB
12/10/2019 at 21:48 |
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Tesla: Hey, check out our ugly truck!
Chevy: Hold my Pilsner and watch this...
AdamB
> shop-teacher
12/10/2019 at 21:50 |
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The Traverse doesn't look that bad though.
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WilliamsSW
> CB
12/10/2019 at 21:52 |
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Please do
PatBateman
> CB
12/10/2019 at 21:53 |
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“Sir, you have a pair of two’s. Would you like to...”
“I’ll Double Down.”
“Sir, I don’t think that would be”
“DOUBLE. DOWN.”
“Yes sir. Here’s your three.”
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WilliamsSW
> HammerheadFistpunch
12/10/2019 at 21:56 |
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Here’s an early prototype.
Gone
> CB
12/10/2019 at 22:04 |
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This is pretty bad. Coming from someone who actually likes t he Silverado’s look, no less. The c rease under the headlight l ooks like dent. And the Z71 is on stilts with a horrible looking alignment.
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shop-teacher
> AdamB
12/10/2019 at 22:07 |
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It really doesn’t look bad. It is sad though t their only decent looking vehicle, will be a 3-row mommy mobile.
CRider
> CB
12/10/2019 at 22:13 |
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Is it on airbags or is it always that high?
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Gone
> slipperysallylikespenguins
12/10/2019 at 22:13 |
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Glad I got the current one. I like the small offset bowtie and the embossed tailgate though.
TheTurbochargedSquirrel
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
12/10/2019 at 23:07 |
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Dear lord, this is bad. It looks like they got half way down the bumper and just gave up.
Under_Score
> CB
12/10/2019 at 23:14 |
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I’m sorry, but nicer cars without sunroofs look weird... and this already looks kind of different.
SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media
> CB
12/11/2019 at 00:23 |
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I hope it is LHD only.
pip bip - choose Corrour
> CB
12/11/2019 at 05:34 |
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fugly
Shift24
> CB
12/11/2019 at 09:22 |
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Like I said it looks like the took the Silverado and 4runner and then someone got carried away and boom 2021 z71
I will say though it is 100% a shot at the 4runner and land cruiser. The Toyotas will still have more offroad pedigree but the z71 will be fine for mall crawlers