Parenting

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 12/07/2019 at 10:54 • Filed to: None

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This is the absolute truth.

just-a-scratch > ttyymmnn 12/07/2019 at 11:44

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True.

OPPOsaurus WRX > ttyymmnn 12/07/2019 at 12:07

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My son went around for a couple weeks just telling FUCK at everything 

Wacko > ttyymmnn 12/07/2019 at 12:26

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My son has his penis song, he takes any song and just replaces all lyrics by the word penis.  

Jim Spanfeller > ttyymmnn 12/07/2019 at 12:30

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One of my oldest memories is from preschool, when one of the other kids there swore at me. I didn’t know at the time that it was a swear word, I just thought the word sounded cool. So I marched right up to the teacher and proudly swore to her face. I did not get to join the other kids for juice and crackers that day... and it wasn’t until years later that I finally figured out why. Now I just think it’s funny :)

DirtyDodge > ttyymmnn 12/07/2019 at 12:36

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I remeber when the wife taught my 2 year old to say shit, we caught when she was in the corner playing and would drop skmething and then say shit!

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > ttyymmnn 12/07/2019 at 12:48

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https://youtu.be/7x5a74rxL2c

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > ttyymmnn 12/07/2019 at 13:08

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My two year old niece is in a phase of going around describing things as “mine bed”, “mine shoes”, etc. She was wearing her dad’s boots a couple weeks back: “Are those your boots?” “Yes. I wearing them, I did wear them, they fit me, they fit me”. Mostly out of referring to herself in the third person. Mostly.

She is also obsessed with owls and ducks. She has a “mama owl” and a “baby owl”. Both of whom she chastised not to jump on the bed after *she* was told to stop.

I *think* swears have been contained, for the most part.

Chan - Mid-engine with cabin fever > Wacko 12/07/2019 at 14:50

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This. He wouldn’t stop until I pointed out that his girl cousins didn’t want to play with him anymore .

ClassicDatsunDebate > ttyymmnn 12/07/2019 at 15:54

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I remember the confusion I felt at my parents’ overreaction to me, at 7, calling my little brother a Prick.

Dogsatemypants > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/07/2019 at 17:25

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Future world leader, or porn director

ttyymmnn > Wacko 12/07/2019 at 18:55

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My 14-year-olds do this.

ttyymmnn > ClassicDatsunDebate 12/07/2019 at 18:57

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In my house those are called “Daddy words.”

Wacko > ttyymmnn 12/07/2019 at 19:23

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Shit you mean I got at least 10 more years of this...  

ttyymmnn > Wacko 12/07/2019 at 19:28

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At least.

ttyymmnn > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht 12/07/2019 at 20:16

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functionoverfashion > ttyymmnn 12/07/2019 at 20:44

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“OK kids time for dinner”

“What are we having?”

“[literally anything]”

“I’m not really hungry.”

*30 minutes later*

“I’m hungry” 

shop-teacher > ttyymmnn 12/07/2019 at 22:13

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Yep, pretty much.

ttyymmnn > functionoverfashion 12/07/2019 at 22:24

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Truth

jimz > Dogsatemypants 12/08/2019 at 09:35

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or recurring role on The Wire.

jimz > functionoverfashion 12/08/2019 at 09:36

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“You had your chance!”

Clown Shoe Pilot > ttyymmnn 12/08/2019 at 09:57

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I assume your 14 year olds play an instrument of some kind. If they end up in a marching band at some point, parade formations are an excellent place to play The Penis Game.

The Compromiser > Wacko 12/08/2019 at 20:23

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17 years and counting....

CalzoneGolem > ttyymmnn 12/09/2019 at 08:08

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100% accurate.

Dusty Ventures > Wacko 12/09/2019 at 22:59

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