"thejustache" (thejustache)
11/22/2019 at 14:06 • Filed to: None
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"thejustache" (thejustache)
11/22/2019 at 14:06 • Filed to: None | 5
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You will measure your life before and after this moment. After years of merely overlapping triangular pieces of cheese on their sandwiches, cruelly loading one side with more than the other, Subway will now Teslalate the slices,
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It is, quite simply, the end of the tyranny of slightly more cheese on one side of a baguette than the other. There are few unmitigatedly good things in the world — ungainly compromises usually abound. But this? This is bipartisan, transcends religious differences, does not discriminate by race, or color or creed.
The world changes on July 1st. We are not sure why it takes this long to implement. But !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .
Nibby
> thejustache
11/22/2019 at 14:12 |
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that would require eating subway :(
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thejustache
> Nibby
11/22/2019 at 14:13 |
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You can tell the photo I used here is not actually from a subway... because the ingredients actually look tasty
Textured Soy Protein
> thejustache
11/22/2019 at 14:16 |
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Foul play! The sandwiches pictured above are clearly real food and therefore this picture of sandwiches was not taken at a Subway!
jimz
> thejustache
11/22/2019 at 14:43 |
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I was going to say, the tomatoes aren’t white enough.