Great news! I've been promoted to director of Marketing for Fort and JM Trucks

"PartyPooper2012" (PartyPooper2012) 11/22/2019 at 12:08 • Filed to: None

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I need your thoughts on our upcoming line up of triangle trucks

Don’t drive a wrong triangle. Drive a right triangle!

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Never measure your truck again - It’s JM Isosceles!

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Fort P ythagorean - like a pyramid! 

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > PartyPooper2012 11/22/2019 at 12:17

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...and I LITERALLY just invested heavily in the parallelogram segment.

My loss again!

PartyPooper2012 > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 11/22/2019 at 12:18

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Not all is lost. all you do is simply buy another set of wheels. Cut your parallelogram in half from corner to corner and you double your investment 

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > PartyPooper2012 11/22/2019 at 12:24

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I’d have to get the minds at Big P arallelogram  to play ball, and they can be a little edgy.

and 100 more > PartyPooper2012 11/22/2019 at 12:41

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“This may be acute pickup, but it’s still AMERICAN TOUGH”

“Bros don’t let bros skip leg day. So we’ll give you three. ”

“Triangles are the strongest of all shapes. If you don’t believe us, then realize that they’re also the most likely to stab you. Buy our shit, you little bitch. ”

and 100 more > PartyPooper2012 11/22/2019 at 12:43

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“Some may see this as a coinci dence... MOLOCH KNOWS BETTER”

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > PartyPooper2012 11/22/2019 at 13:02

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My new company, makers of square vehicles will kick your company’s ass!!!