Dear Person looking for wheels, I am not Google, Siri, or Alexa.

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo)
11/19/2019 at 14:25 • Filed to: None

Seriously. I’ve had my old winter wheels on CL for a bit now. And at least 6 people have asked me these same two questions.

DISCUSSION (21)

i86hotdogs > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
11/19/2019 at 14:31

I was selling a class III hitch off a Jeep renegade and this guy slides in and says, “I am looking for a hitch for my chevy equinox”.

Thanks guy, can’t help ya there

For Sweden > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
11/19/2019 at 14:32

Ask him what the bolt pattern is on the DeVille

i86hotdogs > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
11/19/2019 at 14:32

PS, no. His “divelle” runs a 5x115

farscythe - makin da cawfee! > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
11/19/2019 at 14:37

im so happy ive not tried to sell anything online yet

(admittedly thats largely coz by the time i decide to not keep something its coz im so pissed off at it i just put it outside with a sign saying free to take)

facw > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
11/19/2019 at 14:37

Poor Cortana, ignored again.

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
11/19/2019 at 14:40

The hell is a Cadillac Divelle?

Thomas Donohue > For Sweden
11/19/2019 at 14:40

Why? He has a Di Velle.

He knows what he has.

Sammyno55 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
11/19/2019 at 14:41

I’ve sold stuff on the CL before. Answer “read the description” to every dumb question like that. Somebody always met me at the Walmart parking lot to pick the item up. Every once in a while, I’d get a call back about the item not working or whatever. I’d always answer to tell them to put it on CL.

One example: I sold an older (good) IBM Thinkpad. I listed it as not having windows installed (Linux was installed), or coming with a charger (kept it for home/work arrangement). Meet the buyer at Walmart. They try to say they don’t have all the money. They go inside to ATM and still are short. After another trip to the ATM, I boo t the computer and show them all is well. Exchange money for laptop and go on my way. Like an hour later, I get a call about the windows and charger. I answered and told them to read the description.

Oh yeah, the only way to CL is with a burner phone and email address.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > For Sweden
11/19/2019 at 14:41

That is solid advice

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > i86hotdogs
11/19/2019 at 14:42

I know I did look it up. Not gonna tell him that tho

For Sweden > Thomas Donohue
11/19/2019 at 14:46

Tell him you can’t find a DiVille in ALLDATA

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
11/19/2019 at 14:51

Don't ever answer yes because they'll blame you for misinforming them when it doesn't fit.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > For Sweden
11/19/2019 at 14:51

You need ALLDATA Pro for that.

haveacarortwoorthree2 > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
11/19/2019 at 15:09

Maybe. Buy them and find out.

benn454 > facw
11/19/2019 at 15:18

That's what happens when you go rampant.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
11/19/2019 at 15:22

Saturday when I was at the junkyard this woman was walking around asking people “ I need a 17" rim for my car, will any 17" rim work or do I need a special one from my kind of car?”

WilliamsSW > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
11/19/2019 at 15:24

Yes they will definitely fit

On the roof or in the back seat

jminer > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
11/19/2019 at 15:46

I've been trying to clean out my garage and the amount of people like this blow my mind sometimes. I got the strangest trade offer today, selling a motorcycle and they offered a beer can collection...

gin-san - shitpost specialist > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
11/19/2019 at 15:51

My response would be, “You can easily find out for $100"

FYI, if you’re gonna sell winter tires, sell em on the first day of snowfall. I did that last year and they were out of my possession a few hours after my ad went up.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > jminer
11/19/2019 at 16:01

How many beer cans and does your state do returns?

jminer > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
11/19/2019 at 18:19

Ha!

250 from the 80s he says and no on the returns. Alum cans are $0.30 a pound here.