If Mercury was still around, what would the Capri be?

Kinja'd!!! "PyramidHat" (pyramidhat)
11/18/2019 at 10:12 • Filed to: None

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Right then...

Though exercise: So, I’m sure a few of us remember when Mercury Capri was a cousin of the Mustang (after it was an ....Opel? Vauxhall? Memory fails...and before it was an FWD convertible). If Mercury we’re still alive, do any Opponauts think the Capri would be the “sporty car” version, or a Mustang with different nose and tail?

(Apologies if this has been discussed, but I haven’t been fully up on events, lately)


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Kinja'd!!! Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > PyramidHat
11/18/2019 at 10:17

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Mach E


Kinja'd!!! E90M3 > PyramidHat
11/18/2019 at 10:19

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Crossover. 


Kinja'd!!! Tripper > PyramidHat
11/18/2019 at 10:26

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Def would be some sort of CUV with abysmal sales.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > PyramidHat
11/18/2019 at 10:27

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It would be the same platform as the EcoSport. Pitched as a luxury, lifestyle crossover. They’d try to compete with the F-Pace, and the Stelvio. But like the EcoSport, no one would actually buy one. 

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Kinja'd!!! ranwhenparked > PyramidHat
11/18/2019 at 10:38

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Either a Nissan Juke-like small crossover with wacky styling to appeal to a younger demo, or a Kia Soul-like small high roof monospace targeted at elderly drivers needing something easy to get in and out of. Either way, it would be a hybrid.


Kinja'd!!! McMike > PyramidHat
11/18/2019 at 10:45

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It would be a four-door compact SUV coupe.  


Kinja'd!!! McMike > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/18/2019 at 10:45

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Capr-E


Kinja'd!!! I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > PyramidHat
11/18/2019 at 10:51

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It would be an Ecoboost only Mustang with slightly different body panels, I think.


Kinja'd!!! nerd_racing > PyramidHat
11/18/2019 at 11:02

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Crap-E 


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > PyramidHat
11/18/2019 at 13:16

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The Capri would be their version of the Ford Escape.