Pop Tarts

"XJDano" (xjdano)
11/04/2019 at 12:47 • Filed to: None

Is this correct?

Strawberry is not my favorite, brown sugar is where it’s at.

DISCUSSION (25)

CalzoneGolem > XJDano
11/04/2019 at 12:51

Did you butter the middle?

HammerheadFistpunch > XJDano
11/04/2019 at 12:52

Strawberry = good. Brown sugar = terrible. This is the debate in my house. Its me (strawberry) versus the family (brown sugar)

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > XJDano
11/04/2019 at 12:54

No, this is not correct. Pop Tarts are to be eaten one at a time, first nibbling off the edges, then eating the center.

Cherry > Brown Sugar > Strawberry

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > XJDano
11/04/2019 at 12:54

You are a monster.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > HammerheadFistpunch
11/04/2019 at 12:54

Cherry > Strawberry

Brown Sugar is in a class by itself

Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz) > HammerheadFistpunch
11/04/2019 at 12:55

#TeamStrawberryButOnlyTheFrostedOnes

WilliamsSW > HammerheadFistpunch
11/04/2019 at 12:55

Brown sugar is horrible if you don’t toast it. Edible if you do.

And all Pop Tarts taste a lot better toasted.

HammerheadFistpunch > Galileo Humpkins (aka MC Clap Yo Handz)
11/04/2019 at 12:56

correct.

HammerheadFistpunch > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/04/2019 at 12:56

Cherry (frosted) is acceptable.

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > XJDano
11/04/2019 at 12:57

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > HammerheadFistpunch
11/04/2019 at 12:57

My grandmother used to serve me unfrosted toaster pastries and once toasted, put butter on top.

Chariotoflove > HammerheadFistpunch
11/04/2019 at 12:58

Brown sugar is okay, but only if you toast it properly to make the filling nice and molten. Only animals eat the brown sugar ones cold.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > HammerheadFistpunch
11/04/2019 at 12:58

There’s more flavor with the Cherry; Strawberry and Blueberry are kind of sweet and lack flavor, IMHO. I’d take Brown Sugar over either of those any day.

Chariotoflove > XJDano
11/04/2019 at 12:58

If there is peanut butter in between them, then yes.

HoustonRunner > XJDano
11/04/2019 at 12:59

#TeamBlueberryA ndAnythingButSmores

facw > HammerheadFistpunch
11/04/2019 at 13:06

There’s no easy way to say this, but you have a dumb family.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > XJDano
11/04/2019 at 13:13

S’mores is king

XJDano > CalzoneGolem
11/04/2019 at 14:00

Nope, straight out of the package.

XJDano > HammerheadFistpunch
11/04/2019 at 14:01

These were from the office at work, I don’t control who buys what there. But as stated to me: it’s for the employees. So... I still work here.

Takuro Spirit > XJDano
11/04/2019 at 14:21

Who TF eats both at the same time what TF is wrong with you this is why they’re taking our oppo away

user314 > XJDano
11/06/2019 at 11:57

Can we all agree that , toasted or not, the Pumpkin Pie ones are terrible ?

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > HammerheadFistpunch
11/06/2019 at 12:04

Add frosted blueberry to the list and I’ll call off the nuclear strike.

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > XJDano
11/06/2019 at 12:05

Wait... eating two at once? PACE YOURSELF, MAN...

Turbineguy: Nom de Zoom > XJDano
11/06/2019 at 16:58

I have a (half baked) theory on the Pop Tart development arc, and this seems an opportune time to share it. The original Pop Tarts were unfrosted and called Fruit Scones , and had to be toasted otherwise they were kinda nasty. But then the hippies took over in 19 67 and added frosting to heighten their appeal, creating a snack that could be enjoyed right out of the box. The unfrosted tarts are still available, but only in one or two flavors. Because the hippi es won.

Neat factoid: Pop Tarts left in the toaster too long can start fires.

Jayvincent > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo
11/06/2019 at 20:21

Blueberry > Cherry > Strawberry, but I understand if Blueberry isn’t available in your area. And don’t ever try the smores... worst of all possible options