Just realized that the lead singer for The Presidents of the United States of America makes kids music now.

"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/31/2019 at 09:30 • Filed to: None

I’ve never been so entranced by this song before.

DISCUSSION (18)

DipodomysDeserti > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2019 at 09:38

Hasn’t he always? Very educational song teaching kids where their food comes from.

vondon302 > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2019 at 09:40

Til

CalzoneGolem > vondon302
10/31/2019 at 09:43

It i s some really high quality stuff. I’m loving it,

Ash78, voting early and often > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2019 at 09:45

Wow, having listened to both for many years each, I never drew the connection.

CalzoneGolem > DipodomysDeserti
10/31/2019 at 09:46

Fuck California probably isn’t child friendly, but you make a salient point.

CalzoneGolem > Ash78, voting early and often
10/31/2019 at 09:50

Wow really? Sadly I’ve just heard Caspar Babypants for the first time. Just looked them up and they’ve been playing for like 11 years. I heard Them Bones on a Halloween playlist and I was like, “Hol up! When did PUSA record this?”

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2019 at 09:56

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vision_of_the_Valley_of_Dry_Bones

This is... much, much worse, but more educational:

CalzoneGolem > davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com
10/31/2019 at 10:04

That’s a truly frightening vision to have.

Ash78, voting early and often > CalzoneGolem
10/31/2019 at 10:11

Yep, he’s a fixture on Pandora and XM kids’ stations, that’s how I know of him. Right up there with Recess Monkey, Elizabeth Mitchell, and that awful earworm creator, Parry Gripp (previously of Nerfherder fame)

CalzoneGolem > Ash78, voting early and often
10/31/2019 at 10:18

I love Parry Grip so much. He’s featured some of my son’s artworks in his videos. Dude’s doing it right lol