"CB" (jrcb)
10/31/2019 at 09:20 • Filed to: Halloween
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"CB" (jrcb)
10/31/2019 at 09:20 • Filed to: Halloween | 1
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As my sister sent me one of my favourite Crappypastas the other day, this is now a scary story thread. Bring your real ones, stories you like, absolute trash, whatever. I’ll get the ball rolling with the trash.
And my personal favourite:
I’m $10,000 in debt and the rent’s due tomorrow!
DipodomysDeserti
> CB
10/31/2019 at 09:27 |
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Yer mom was on the phone.
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> CB
10/31/2019 at 09:27 |
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Opening up www.realtor.ca and the closest home is $900,000. Ooooooooohhh
Mergio Sarchionne
> CB
10/31/2019 at 09:29 |
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3 year warranty on Fiats
jimz
> CB
10/31/2019 at 09:29 |
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i cry ever tim
My X-type is too a real Jaguar
> CB
10/31/2019 at 09:36 |
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A
ll new cars in the future will be designed in France, Engineered in Italy, Built in Britain, and serviced by Comcast.
haveacarortwoorthree2
> CB
10/31/2019 at 11:00 |
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OSHA inspector will be onsite in 30 minutes.
Seriously, true story. Happening right now!
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CB
> haveacarortwoorthree2
10/31/2019 at 11:08 |
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Godspeed.
Milky
> CB
10/31/2019 at 11:18 |
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Only $10k in debt?! Sounds like a dream!
*laughs then cries in private art school student loans*
Dogsatemypants
> CB
10/31/2019 at 12:24 |
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You hit an old woman with an alfa. With her dying breath she curses you “Guilia!”. Henceforth you are fated to drive only european vehicles of questionable reliability.
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Dogsatemypants
> My X-type is too a real Jaguar
10/31/2019 at 12:29 |
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I nsurance and warranty handled by A s urion, all emissions systems designed by union carbide, radiator is filled with vintage 60's cleveland river water, frame manufactured from recycled amc steel.
Highlander-Datsuns are Forever
> CB
10/31/2019 at 12:56 |
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I drive a 2006 Mazda 3 and they just salted the roads.
WiscoProud
> haveacarortwoorthree2
10/31/2019 at 14:40 |
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My wife has experiences like that, but its wife the state licensing board. They like to show up unexpectedly.
Longtime Lurker
> CB
10/31/2019 at 15:03 |
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Your going to fall in love with that EcoSport, and trade in the Fiesta for it.