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Kinja'd!!! "Mergio Sarchionne" (mergios)
10/31/2019 at 09:05 • Filed to: None

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This is undead Mergio speaking to you from beyond the grave, a power only bestowed upon me on All Hallows’ Eve.

I have been beckoned back to the world of the living with great sadness. I see my beloved former company has finally achieved what I could not in life; a merger.

To see the French have a say in Fiat’s future causes me great anguish.

Surveying the automotive landscape, I see titans in German, American and Japanese manufacturing going to war. To say the least, when the Italians and French join in a war involving these other nations, it never works out well for the French or Italians.

Heed this, a Franco-Italian car will bring about the Apocalypse  and you will all join me soon in the afterlife.


DISCUSSION (19)


Kinja'd!!! ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > Mergio Sarchionne
10/31/2019 at 09:06

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This is Good Oppo.


Kinja'd!!! HondoyotaE38: A Japanese and German Collab...wait a minute > Mergio Sarchionne
10/31/2019 at 09:08

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O_O


Kinja'd!!! punkgoose17 > Mergio Sarchionne
10/31/2019 at 09:15

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We can only hope now the Y psilon will be saved by a Peugeot platform.


Kinja'd!!! boredalways > Mergio Sarchionne
10/31/2019 at 09:16

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*gigglesnort*... you're wearing a Freddy Kruger sweater today, aren't you, Mergio?


Kinja'd!!! Wacko > Mergio Sarchionne
10/31/2019 at 09:22

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Just need to bring back some dead brands, and it will now be known as zombie motor company ZMC


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > Mergio Sarchionne
10/31/2019 at 09:23

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Fantastic


Kinja'd!!! 412GTI > Mergio Sarchionne
10/31/2019 at 09:28

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Sorry for your loss Mergio, we’ve all missed you


Kinja'd!!! jimz > Mergio Sarchionne
10/31/2019 at 09:30

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I wish I remembered my “Him Jackett” login info


Kinja'd!!! RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > Mergio Sarchionne
10/31/2019 at 09:55

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If they produced a modern 2CV/FIAT 500/FIAT 126 amalgamation, I would die happy. :P

Pity such cars wouldn’t be legal anymore...


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Mergio Sarchionne
10/31/2019 at 10:16

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Glad you’re back, Mergio. How’s the afterlife? Surely it’s better than what we’ve been dealing with here on Kinja.


Kinja'd!!! Mergio Sarchionne > Stef Schrader
10/31/2019 at 10:20

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I can assure you, Spanfellers place in hell has been picked out


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Mergio Sarchionne
10/31/2019 at 10:24

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Thanks for taking care of that early. You guys are the best.


Kinja'd!!! Stef Schrader > Mergio Sarchionne
10/31/2019 at 10:33

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Also, you’ve been missed!


Kinja'd!!! dogisbadob > Mergio Sarchionne
10/31/2019 at 11:03

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BOO! Came back just in time for the holiday :p


Kinja'd!!! dieseldub > Mergio Sarchionne
10/31/2019 at 12:45

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O.M.G. HE’S BACK!

Well timed, as usual.


Kinja'd!!! daveman - all new cars have totem pole face > Mergio Sarchionne
10/31/2019 at 13:46

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I put a V neck sweater under a Quija board to get your thougths.

Didn’t hear anything, but later that night the sweater smelled like smoke. 


Kinja'd!!! TehMoose > Mergio Sarchionne
10/31/2019 at 15:28

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It is the corporate overlord of a series of blogs that will absolutely not follow his dictates, no matter how many sheep he fucks? 


Kinja'd!!! Dy-no-mite Jay > Stef Schrader
10/31/2019 at 19:02

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Or with what we've  been putting up with in regards to Trump.


Kinja'd!!! SOCdriver > Mergio Sarchionne
10/31/2019 at 20:04

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Keep hell warm for me. I will be taking the bus with a bunch of others here. Spanfellers will have to Uber Share with cilantro .