"CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
10/30/2019 at 10:14 • Filed to: halloween | 4 | 13 |
I needed a butter fly net large enough to catch an inflatable T-Rex. They didn’t sell any big enough so I made one out of a hoola hoop, some garbage and 2 mesh laundry bags.
Rainbow
> CalzoneGolem
10/30/2019 at 10:45 | 4 |
I'm still in the process of waking up, and I read this as "homemade poop."
boredalways
> CalzoneGolem
10/30/2019 at 10:45 | 5 |
Without a T-Rex, you’re one step away from a windowless v an offering free candy.
...you might want to think this through a little more.
Chariotoflove
> Rainbow
10/30/2019 at 10:46 | 5 |
“Organic and home grown” is the term for that, I believe.
Chariotoflove
> CalzoneGolem
10/30/2019 at 10:47 | 1 |
Well done. Imagination is the spirit of Halloween.
CalzoneGolem
> Rainbow
10/30/2019 at 10:50 | 2 |
That's where I make my best poops.
CalzoneGolem
> boredalways
10/30/2019 at 10:51 | 1 |
I'm going to be offering free candy from my Forester. Is that close enough?
boredalways
> CalzoneGolem
10/30/2019 at 11:07 | 2 |
...hmmm...black out the windows first....
user314
> CalzoneGolem
10/30/2019 at 11:23 | 2 |
CalzoneGolem
> boredalways
10/30/2019 at 11:30 | 1 |
Got it.
CalzoneGolem
> user314
10/30/2019 at 11:33 | 1 |
Make shit. Put it on the internet.
CalzoneGolem
> Chariotoflove
10/30/2019 at 11:34 | 1 |
I love building crap for Halloween.
Rainbow
> CalzoneGolem
10/30/2019 at 11:44 | 1 |
When I was really little, I was scared of public bathrooms and would try to hold it in for hours at a time just to be able to poop at home. It didn’t always work out.
Chariotoflove
> CalzoneGolem
10/30/2019 at 12:00 | 1 |
Amen.