A List of Reasons why Oppo has not appeared on American television news

"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
10/28/2019 at 11:52 • Filed to: If it's not on oppositelock it is fake news, News, Fights, Drama

Brian Williams said he sent us an invite, and !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

Fox & Friends knows that !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

The same !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! erased us from the schedule.

We would break the irony of calling a show !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! learned about our strict no sexual assault policy.

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They are busy !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! .

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DISCUSSION (24)

davesaddiction @ opposite-lock.com > For Sweden
10/28/2019 at 11:56

This is good OPPO.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > For Sweden
10/28/2019 at 11:56

So this is it? is t he MT vs Jal opnik twitter feud going to be the theme of the day?

ranwhenparked > For Sweden
10/28/2019 at 11:58

Matt Hardibird and Roy Wort used to do lots of talking head appearances, does seem to have become less frequent since then. But, the 2009 industry bailouts and their aftermath probably created more demand.

Thomas Donohue > For Sweden
10/28/2019 at 11:59

This is a bit of fake news. I just watched IM on ‘ TV’ last week.

https://video.valleypbs.org/video/american-grown-my-job-depends-on-ag-farm-labor-crisis-pfnbyu/

Oh, and here’s a car. ;)

Kinja'd!!!

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > For Sweden
10/28/2019 at 12:01

The only news network I trust is the Carver M edia Group N etwork

There’s no news like bad news.

Chariotoflove > For Sweden
10/28/2019 at 12:03

We need to pick a talking head to speak for us, that’s why. I feel a poll coming on.

I like Max Headroom, mostly because most of us need more sleep.

Spanfeller is a twat > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time
10/28/2019 at 12:05

It’s not a themeday until more people post aobut it...

Ash78, voting early and often > Chariotoflove
10/28/2019 at 12:11

David Byrne is fine with me.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > For Sweden
10/28/2019 at 12:12

Food poising from under-cooked Chicken Parm

They refused to comment on the Duck issue

Chariotoflove > Ash78, voting early and often
10/28/2019 at 12:13

Could we compromise on Kermit as David Byrne? I could get behind that.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > For Sweden
10/28/2019 at 12:30

I think we need to formalize Oppo a bit. I nominate Nibby as our communications director and Miss Mercedes as our health and safety officer

For Sweden > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
10/28/2019 at 12:31

Yes but replace Nibby with Scoob

i86hotdogs > Chariotoflove
10/28/2019 at 12:35

I vote Long Voyager. Make America Van Again!

Chariotoflove > i86hotdogs
10/28/2019 at 12:38

That’s a different category. He would be our Presidential candidate.

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Chariotoflove
10/28/2019 at 12:57

Wow, thanks, love you too

TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/28/2019 at 13:00

You mean Chicken Issue.

Chariotoflove > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
10/28/2019 at 13:00

That’s what the primary system is for.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
10/28/2019 at 13:17

Duck

BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo > Chariotoflove
10/28/2019 at 13:21

Can E90/BM2 202 0 still count on your vote?

Chariotoflove > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
10/28/2019 at 13:27

I have a carefully calibrated system for that. It involves tallying and grading the puns from each candidate’s platform.

Stef Schrader > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
10/28/2019 at 14:18

she’s a chicken

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Stef Schrader
10/28/2019 at 14:36

Fox and F iends said Chicken

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > BlueMazda2 - Blesses the rains down in Africa, Purveyor of BMW Individual Arctic Metallic, Merci Twingo
11/01/2019 at 22:04

I let my subscription to “Tomorrow” lapse when they went tabloid...

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
11/01/2019 at 22:05

If you’re going to capture the Hispanic vote, I think we need a clear policy on the Pollo-Pato Controversy. I’m sure it will come up in the debates...