He knows what he's got.

"RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars" (rallydarkstrike) 10/27/2019 at 09:45 • Filed to: None

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Spotted on the local Facebook Marketplace:

Errr.... ‘car is in mint shape and is super reliable’
....considering the hood is mismatched, and the trunk is mismatched with peeling/missing/mismatched paint....and there are dents and scratches everywhere...I REALLY don’t think his definition of ‘Mint’ is the same as anybody else’s.

Also....’super reliable’ and ‘theres not a single thing on this car that hasn’t been replaced’....uh...don’t seem to go together, especially for a car with only 108,000km....

CB > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 10/27/2019 at 10:00

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It’s a Cavalier, the standard for its condition is automatically low.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > CB 10/27/2019 at 10:06

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Oh, for sure, I just had a lot of good laughs at his description. :P

WilliamsSW > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 10/27/2019 at 10:25

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“if it weren’t for the undercoating you could eat off it”

Eat WHAT?  Paint chips?  That doesn’t seem healthy.

ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 10/27/2019 at 10:33

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I am continually baffled as to how every single CL post has as many spelling errors as they do. Every browser, mobile device, basically anything we use daily has an automatic spell-checker built into it.

How does this continue to happen!?! I weep for our future. We are so fucked. 

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CB 10/27/2019 at 10:44

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Same for the owners

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > WilliamsSW 10/27/2019 at 11:01

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Yup...first time I saw that line I instantly thought...
“...you’re trying way too hard mate” lol

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > ADabOfOppo; Gone Plaid (Instructables Can Be Confusable) 10/27/2019 at 11:01

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AND....how are people so lazy they can’t even CHECK it first before they actually click post?

Grindintosecond > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 10/27/2019 at 11:22

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So lazy they bought a flexible flyer like that without cross shopping in the first place. I’m p artial to scammer.

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 10/27/2019 at 12:29

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So am I the only one who thinks that's a NP or what

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 10/27/2019 at 12:34

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Eh, if it’s as solid and mechanically sound as he makes it out to me, I guess it’s not too bad. But...

A. If he’s had to do THAT much bodywork and mechanical work to it at only 108,000km, then that’s really overpriced in my eyes...yes, maybe new parts on it, but (as expected being a Cavalier), it’s pretty crap quality to have gone through all that this ‘early’ in it’s life and I bet the replacement parts aren’t much better, and there’s no telling how good his home bodywork repairs are...they may just be “cut out rust, fill with bondo” :/

This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: > RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars 10/27/2019 at 14:21

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How many miles on the original cluster tho? Does mileage even matter when literally every part on the car was swapped out with who knows what and then slathered in undercoating?

That is a $500 hooptie. The only thing mint about it is the air freshener.

RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars > This is what we'll show whenever you publish anything on Kinja: 10/27/2019 at 17:55

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Amen!